and I’m back at it again tonight! it’s my job, and i take my professionalism here
*very* seriously. which is kinda funny.. this is a funny job to have in general, but someone’s gotta do it. and I’m operating on expert levels of how to embarrass myself, and how to make all the vibes embarrassing

Time’s being a little rascal again

(because this face hugger looks friendly and full of whimsy, and it would be excellent to mix it up and have space fill us with this type of invasive alien species of little guy for once!)

this is an INCREDIBLE idea!

like rubber cement or classic Elmer’s?

maybe they are pals who are just playing and carrying on at recess, and its not a real attack, just some classic juvenile roughhousing because rowdiness is goated when the vibe is recess

HOT

i only know what 40% of these words mean. but was the whale ok??

divine? or Rhode Island?

just kidding. in the time since i posted that i have already consumed 12 additional news cycles. i’m kind of like a Langolier when the vibes are devouring news cycles. and what are news cycles but the future past?

😑 can’t believe i didn’t even know i was a langolier until rn… embarrassing!

yeah, it actually really does as long as I’m genuinely making myself laugh at myself, as opposed to being self-hating in a mean and self-defeating way :)

being your own biggest hater is therapy 😌

these things aren’t related, carl’s just always had bad luck rip carl