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some stuff i really like but then other stuff? i don’t much care for it
and I’m back at it again tonight! it’s my job, and i take my professionalism here
*very* seriously. which is kinda funny.. this is a funny job to have in general, but someone’s gotta do it. and I’m operating on expert levels of how to embarrass myself, and how to make all the vibes embarrassing
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Time’s being a little rascal again
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(because this face hugger looks friendly and full of whimsy, and it would be excellent to mix it up and have space fill us with this type of invasive alien species of little guy for once!)
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this is an INCREDIBLE idea!
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
like rubber cement or classic Elmer’s?
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
maybe they are pals who are just playing and carrying on at recess, and its not a real attack, just some classic juvenile roughhousing because rowdiness is goated when the vibe is recess
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
HOT
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i only know what 40% of these words mean. but was the whale ok??
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
divine? or Rhode Island?
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
just kidding. in the time since i posted that i have already consumed 12 additional news cycles. i’m kind of like a Langolier when the vibes are devouring news cycles. and what are news cycles but the future past?

😑 can’t believe i didn’t even know i was a langolier until rn… embarrassing!
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
yeah, it actually really does as long as I’m genuinely making myself laugh at myself, as opposed to being self-hating in a mean and self-defeating way :)
December 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
being your own biggest hater is therapy 😌
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
these things aren’t related, carl’s just always had bad luck rip carl
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM