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some stuff i really like but then other stuff? i don’t much care for it
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this is a screenshot of a post that was 345 characters too long to post, so i took a screenshot of it instead to post it anyways. the text reads: “not this though. these sentences are written for the ruinous otherworldly curses that were cast-blasted upon me at birth. i write this as a reminder to all the many and various blastings of all manner of ancient, future and extinct curses, that I have my wonky eye on them. my regular eye too, but my wonky eye is my curse-eye, and it sees all that blasts and has blasted it. Gimply, phyisicslly off-puttingingly, but in perfect clarity by seeing all curses with Gimp Vision in all Wonky Colors, which are all the colors of the future before they’ve entered our present saturation spectrum. Unless you’ve been cursed with the wonky sight too.”
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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the reverse image of my profile picture. Forwards, it reads: “See only results for dumb free pictures NOT AI” below that i blacked out the brand name of the browser search tool because brands are yucked up & played out and 🤮. i hand wrote “The Internet” in a toddler-like scrawl, on top of where the browser’s outsourced search feature had inserted its big dumb name. I found this branding aggressive and annoying, because it aggressively took up visual page space only to make everything look like how barf smells, and it’s annoying because brands branding everything ever is annoying as shit. brand owners are also branding brands and then branding those brands because they make “good shell companies” and the intention is a sleight of hand by making infinity brands so no one ever notices we live in brand / billionaire hell. beneath that are the search results, beginning with a dog with a banana on its head. the next image is the torso of a man in a suit and tie with his index finger held up, and in large letters overlaying the image it says “DUMB”. the next image is of a man with a crown that looks like a spider sitting on his head but with bananas for legs. the spider crown has 9 to 10 banana legs. The man is smiling and has 4 teeth sticking out in different directions. he is radiant and regal. he has a mustache. the next image, is a “wet floor” sign standing on a “floor” that is actually a swimming pool. the sign is really floating on a small raft nearly the same color as the pool. the final picture is of a man’s ankle(s), with his boxers around them while it is implied he is going to the bathroom. only one ankle is visible along with the open gap of his boxers between his ankles where the waistline is stretched. inside that space is a cat chilling with their head sticking out of the boxer flap / opening in the front. the cat is orange and you can only see the top of its head and body from a downward angle. the man is wearing a brown slipper.
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM