someone should invent a law that gives explicit permission for children to go absolute batshit crazy and full throttle beast mode if the adults are being insane again for example like if there is a pedophile who is the Boss of America who is also obsessed with doing war crimes at everyone

what do you think magic 8 balls are doing? Anyone still using those guys? like do u think any Wizards or Gamblers have utilized them as tools of their trades since kids these days don’t even play with fake novelty prophecy balls to try to predict, influence, or control the future anymore 🙄

posting through it is beastmode actually

i bring a certain kind of “making the function awkward and everyone uncomfortable” to the function that makes everyone uncomfortable

i wrote this for you

guys 2026 we’ve all gotta squish ourselves into the kindness penus and live there until moby dick (the whale, from the ocean) shoots his thick sea beast ropes of milky seamen and projectile blasts us back out by sheer force of his gigantic loads

we’ve tried everything else it’s our only choice

sonic the hengehog was actually forged from parts of many beasts at stonehedge my buddy carl saw it but unfortunately he died immediately after telling me about what he called “the ancient tome made flesh… and blue, into a roly-poly little guy!” then BAM. sniped right between the eyes

idgaf what it says but please make sure my tombstone is written in wingdings

nvm just got word that all pee in nature is CANCELED.

looks like toilet’s back on the menu, boys!

ha ha no but seriously, animals and even trees are now being arrested left and right by the piss police. smells like a set up

this is my alt for vague posting and talking shit about myself

“idk it’s all just 1s and 0s to me man.. *🚬😎” - me, thinking I’m speaking in perfect flawless Binary Code (*cigarette not real!!)