Yeah, I've got a nemesis. It's those double blue underlines in Microsoft Word that want you to throw in commas with the precision of a drunk darts player who hits the bartender in the ass.

Schmorning

i am an artist and this is my canvas

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

i thought my new life at stardew valley was going really well. then came the flower dance

People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too

Put video game music in symphony halls. DONT tell them it’s from a video game. Watch how they lose their minds.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches