Dexter Morgan
@bloodslides.bsky.social
Blood spatter analyst. Serial killer. The Bay Harbor Butcher.
Based on Dexter, from the eponymous franchise. Penned by #η10. Not affiliated with Paramount or Showtime Networks.
#RP #MVRP #HorrorRP #DBDRP #Dexter
Based on Dexter, from the eponymous franchise. Penned by #η10. Not affiliated with Paramount or Showtime Networks.
#RP #MVRP #HorrorRP #DBDRP #Dexter
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Dexter Morgan
@bloodslides.bsky.social
· Oct 24
𝙳𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗
Blood Spatter Analyst for Miami Metro Homicide
The Bay Harbor Butcher
“𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.”
:// Roleplay/Parody. Like and Repost. Penned by #η10
Blood Spatter Analyst for Miami Metro Homicide
The Bay Harbor Butcher
“𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.”
:// Roleplay/Parody. Like and Repost. Penned by #η10
Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.
Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.
Why are all the bodies found deep in the dark woods?
January 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.
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Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times
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@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good
January 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good
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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"
Horse: "I don't think I am."
Poof! The horse disappears.
You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"
Horse: "I don't think I am."
Poof! The horse disappears.
You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"
Horse: "I don't think I am."
Poof! The horse disappears.
You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"
Horse: "I don't think I am."
Poof! The horse disappears.
You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.
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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.
December 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.
:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction
I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals.
I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.
I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.
December 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals.
I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.
I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.
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* Detective Deb Morgan
* Miami Metro Homicide
* Not new to the fandom
* Not new to the Character
* Ships w/heavy Chemistry
* 25 + Detailed and Literate
* MC
* MDNI
* No one liners.
* Like & RT Please
* Miami Metro Homicide
* Not new to the fandom
* Not new to the Character
* Ships w/heavy Chemistry
* 25 + Detailed and Literate
* MC
* MDNI
* No one liners.
* Like & RT Please
a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .
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December 2, 2024 at 7:50 AM
* Detective Deb Morgan
* Miami Metro Homicide
* Not new to the fandom
* Not new to the Character
* Ships w/heavy Chemistry
* 25 + Detailed and Literate
* MC
* MDNI
* No one liners.
* Like & RT Please
* Miami Metro Homicide
* Not new to the fandom
* Not new to the Character
* Ships w/heavy Chemistry
* 25 + Detailed and Literate
* MC
* MDNI
* No one liners.
* Like & RT Please
One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 PM
One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.
A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.
December 6, 2024 at 8:35 PM
A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.
His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood.
It’s all too fast.
He pockets the napkin.
It’s all too fast.
He pockets the napkin.
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood.
It’s all too fast.
He pockets the napkin.
It’s all too fast.
He pockets the napkin.
The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.
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Dexter is really a normal guy.
October 25, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Dexter is really a normal guy.
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author is WAY too into tying people down
November 25, 2024 at 4:46 PM
author is WAY too into tying people down