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2d6 Kobolds
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TTRPG enthusiast, pun enjoyer, and proud father of several cats and one goofy dog.
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Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Today, I'm proud to be a Californian, and less ashamed to be an American. Today is a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The world has made me so fucking cynical that, at this point, the best case scenario is that we can make ourselves go extinct without taking all of nature with us.
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I report with great regret and remorse that we ended tonight's #Pathfinder session with the party alchemist drowning in my rogue's piss.

Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My rogue just rolled a nat 1 on a Con save while drinking and got fuckin BLASTED from one beer.

#D&D
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
New poll
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Cartoon by John Deering.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live.

So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.

America is such a fucking joke.
October 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So I guess I'm... Accidentally writing a novel? Am I a writer now? I have no idea how this happened but I'm suddenly in the middle of chapter 18, and I'm scared and confused.
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He-Man is a Magical Girl anime.

Change my mind.
October 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A while back, my players in my homebrew D&D campaign found a minor magic item. Just for fun, I decided to start writing a little lore blurb about the item, and I ended up writing a little bit more than I initially meant to.

I just finished writing chapter 15 today.

#D&D
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Warlock: "I rolled a 21 to hit the Mimic."

Me: "You hit the Mimic right in the chest."

#D&D
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My #D&D players found a magic item, and I decided that I wanted to write a little lore blurb about it for them to read, as a little extra backstory.

12 chapters later, I've realized that I might be getting a little carried away.
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There's something mildly surreal about using a wet wipe to clean your own blood off of a high schooler's hands after he's done kicking your ass.

Ah, the joys of working in special education.
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's 9/11 eve, don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight.
September 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Charlie Kirk once said that "empathy is a made up, new age term that does a lot of damage."

Therefore, I believe that the most respectful way to honor his death is by not giving a single fuck.
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's hard not to feel hopeless about the world lately.
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is a spicy spam and rice snack from a convenience store.

It is also the name of my next D&D character.
September 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One like and I'll TPK my #Starfinder players tonight.
September 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The last time the whole world prayed this hard for one man's demise, he ended up shooting himself in an underground shelter in Berlin.
September 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love working with kids, but I hate that constantly being sick is just a normal part of it. I JUST got over Covid a couple weeks ago (for the eighth time!) and now I have a damn cold.
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM