2d6 Kobolds
@2d6kobolds.bsky.social
TTRPG enthusiast, pun enjoyer, and proud father of several cats and one goofy dog.
Sometimes, I get so scared that he'll end up dying peacefully and painlessly in his own bed.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Sometimes, I get so scared that he'll end up dying peacefully and painlessly in his own bed.
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We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
Okay, this Alex Pretti video is making me feel like I'm losing my damn mind. It really looks like AI to me. The Ford logo disappears and the physics looks all wrong. But all of these news outlets are verifying that it's real.
Am I delusional? I'm feeling like I'm being gaslit right now.
Am I delusional? I'm feeling like I'm being gaslit right now.
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Okay, this Alex Pretti video is making me feel like I'm losing my damn mind. It really looks like AI to me. The Ford logo disappears and the physics looks all wrong. But all of these news outlets are verifying that it's real.
Am I delusional? I'm feeling like I'm being gaslit right now.
Am I delusional? I'm feeling like I'm being gaslit right now.
So... Do we still have the 2nd Amendment, or nah?
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
So... Do we still have the 2nd Amendment, or nah?
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January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
"But they're federal agents!"
USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.
Damn, I kinda hate being an American lately. It sucks knowing the rest of the world hates us. Some of the most stereotypically polite people on the planet would probably punch me in the face on principle, and I'd just have to shrug and say "Yeah, that's fair."
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Damn, I kinda hate being an American lately. It sucks knowing the rest of the world hates us. Some of the most stereotypically polite people on the planet would probably punch me in the face on principle, and I'd just have to shrug and say "Yeah, that's fair."
I hope that Venezuela kicks the shit out of us. I'm not sorry. All good soldiers should disobey and go AWOL.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I hope that Venezuela kicks the shit out of us. I'm not sorry. All good soldiers should disobey and go AWOL.
I am simply asking for less obvious metaphors at this point.
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am simply asking for less obvious metaphors at this point.
I saw a video the other day and I really wish I could find it now because it made me smile, and I want to save it to watch it whenever I'm feeling sad.
It was of an ICE agent being arrested by local police. He was being belligerent and the cop said "Stop resisting or you're getting tased."
It was of an ICE agent being arrested by local police. He was being belligerent and the cop said "Stop resisting or you're getting tased."
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I saw a video the other day and I really wish I could find it now because it made me smile, and I want to save it to watch it whenever I'm feeling sad.
It was of an ICE agent being arrested by local police. He was being belligerent and the cop said "Stop resisting or you're getting tased."
It was of an ICE agent being arrested by local police. He was being belligerent and the cop said "Stop resisting or you're getting tased."
I wish upon you all that you wish upon immigrants.
May all that you want for them be done to you.
May all that you want for them be done to you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I wish upon you all that you wish upon immigrants.
May all that you want for them be done to you.
May all that you want for them be done to you.
When Trump dies, they should charge $20 to piss on his grave, and use the money to fund education and healthcare for every American, forever.
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When Trump dies, they should charge $20 to piss on his grave, and use the money to fund education and healthcare for every American, forever.
At this point, I hope that the next country the U.S. goes to war against absolutely wrecks our shit. I'm not even kidding. We have it coming.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At this point, I hope that the next country the U.S. goes to war against absolutely wrecks our shit. I'm not even kidding. We have it coming.
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Today, I'm proud to be a Californian, and less ashamed to be an American. Today is a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Today, I'm proud to be a Californian, and less ashamed to be an American. Today is a good day.
The world has made me so fucking cynical that, at this point, the best case scenario is that we can make ourselves go extinct without taking all of nature with us.
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The world has made me so fucking cynical that, at this point, the best case scenario is that we can make ourselves go extinct without taking all of nature with us.
I report with great regret and remorse that we ended tonight's #Pathfinder session with the party alchemist drowning in my rogue's piss.
Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.
Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I report with great regret and remorse that we ended tonight's #Pathfinder session with the party alchemist drowning in my rogue's piss.
Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.
Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Cartoon by John Deering.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cartoon by John Deering.
My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live.
So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.
America is such a fucking joke.
So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.
America is such a fucking joke.
October 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live.
So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.
America is such a fucking joke.
So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.
America is such a fucking joke.