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Blobasaurus
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a hero
Truly. Imagine your entire family hates you and thinks you’re dumb because you wouldn’t vote for that terrible orange POS
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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If you're running around marrying Nazis you're doing it wrong.
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Thanksgiving is a great time to learn you’re the black sheep of your family because you care about other humans
November 29, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I’m just going to stop reading the news and put on ‘Saw’ to relax
November 18, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I would absolutely never beg a question

I have self respect
November 18, 2024 at 10:56 AM
When your vibes are horrendous but your ass is tremendous
November 18, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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What is an echo chamber Is it a sex thing
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Can’t wait to get the measles
November 15, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Israel and Palestine that Pepsi?
November 14, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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Skeet hole
November 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Relax, it’s just a chocolate stain
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Love that the new Taco Bell commercial about gorditas is using “Flagpole Shitta” for the theme
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Skeet hole
November 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Relax, it’s just a chocolate stain
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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The first rule of fart club is f_ffffffrrrrrtt
The second rule of fart is bbbrrfffffffrft
And the final rule: if this is your first night at fart club...you have to fart
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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We have to remember that, traditionally, an incoming administration awards the various constituencies that got it elected with some sort of representation.

So the tech bros get Elon, anti-vax freaks get RFK Jr, dog killers get Noem, white nationalists get Hegseth, pedophiles get Gaetz...
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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why are they so angry after winning
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Threads is filled with aging centrists who have crippling brain rot.

Is Bluesky where the people with functional brains ended up?
November 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
The depression factory called and business is BOOMING
November 14, 2024 at 11:08 AM
When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Israel and Palestine that Pepsi?
November 14, 2024 at 11:05 AM
My nickname as a kid was “stop doing that”
November 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

(Looks at the news)

Oh, for fuck's sake
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If you can’t handle me at my unhinged right wing conspiracy theory then you don’t deserve me at my hobby lobby “live life love” decal

- A MAGAt somewhere
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM