Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎
@blitzyrodeo.bsky.social
Artist/Writer, Adult content 🔞, Repost w/link credits, My Style is Inconsistent AF, she36,DM ok, Banner by @LisLass
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🦎Hi, I'm Blitzy, I write and draw🦉
My Commissions are open on Ko-fi 💖
The slot availability is listed there, and my DMs and/or Discord are open if you have any questions. ko-fi.com/blitzyrodeo/...
If you're searching for my fics, here's a thread about all of them 🧵 👇
My Commissions are open on Ko-fi 💖
The slot availability is listed there, and my DMs and/or Discord are open if you have any questions. ko-fi.com/blitzyrodeo/...
If you're searching for my fics, here's a thread about all of them 🧵 👇
⛰️Altitude Lovesickness 🏍️
New fic. Yes I know I have a ton of ongoings, but in my defense, I wrote almost all of on the phone while being a passenger on a roadtrip 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/74560956
#helluvaboss #stolitz
New fic. Yes I know I have a ton of ongoings, but in my defense, I wrote almost all of on the phone while being a passenger on a roadtrip 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/74560956
#helluvaboss #stolitz
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
⛰️Altitude Lovesickness 🏍️
New fic. Yes I know I have a ton of ongoings, but in my defense, I wrote almost all of on the phone while being a passenger on a roadtrip 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/74560956
#helluvaboss #stolitz
New fic. Yes I know I have a ton of ongoings, but in my defense, I wrote almost all of on the phone while being a passenger on a roadtrip 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/74560956
#helluvaboss #stolitz
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November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Can't feel more appreciated during this event 💖🥹 This short spooky au has a bit of everything and demon's smut too haha
and last but certainly not least, this wonderful folklore fic by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social! hearing that this story was inspired by actual tales from your childhood?? incredible. the suspense, the attraction, the build up? I absolutely devoured this.
archiveofourown.org/works/73410291
archiveofourown.org/works/73410291
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can't feel more appreciated during this event 💖🥹 This short spooky au has a bit of everything and demon's smut too haha
There's so many fucking fantastic fics in this fandom ahhhhh 🔥 I'm chasing deadlines and writing a lot right now, but I'm getting tempted with reading many of those recs 🤭
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There's so many fucking fantastic fics in this fandom ahhhhh 🔥 I'm chasing deadlines and writing a lot right now, but I'm getting tempted with reading many of those recs 🤭
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Congrats @elleap.bsky.social on 10k! 🦉💖🦎 you deserve it bc your art is So Cute
Here's my contribution for your dtiys.. they uhhh stole a golden unicorn... I guess??? They're gonna makeout later.
#elleapDTIYS10k
Here's my contribution for your dtiys.. they uhhh stole a golden unicorn... I guess??? They're gonna makeout later.
#elleapDTIYS10k
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Congrats @elleap.bsky.social on 10k! 🦉💖🦎 you deserve it bc your art is So Cute
Here's my contribution for your dtiys.. they uhhh stole a golden unicorn... I guess??? They're gonna makeout later.
#elleapDTIYS10k
Here's my contribution for your dtiys.. they uhhh stole a golden unicorn... I guess??? They're gonna makeout later.
#elleapDTIYS10k
Thank youuuu 💖 I'm so happy I can provide for the fandom and have fun with these human aus haha. They're my weakness and getting different fics mentioned across lists got me so thankful 🥹💖 This is a huge amazing fandom!
Wild and Free Tattoo Parlour by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social is a fun and sexy Stolitz human au (surprise, right?). I adored this fic and Stolitz collective dad energy in this one. Lots of fun fluff.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thank youuuu 💖 I'm so happy I can provide for the fandom and have fun with these human aus haha. They're my weakness and getting different fics mentioned across lists got me so thankful 🥹💖 This is a huge amazing fandom!
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Here is my 2025 @ficsgiving.bsky.social 🧵 highlighting 18 amazing writers and 21 fics (in alphabetical order). These were some of my favorites from this year, and it was a banger year for Helluva fics. 🔗at the end.
#ficsgiving #Stolitzfics #helluvaboss
#ficsgiving #Stolitzfics #helluvaboss
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here is my 2025 @ficsgiving.bsky.social 🧵 highlighting 18 amazing writers and 21 fics (in alphabetical order). These were some of my favorites from this year, and it was a banger year for Helluva fics. 🔗at the end.
#ficsgiving #Stolitzfics #helluvaboss
#ficsgiving #Stolitzfics #helluvaboss
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@caitsoprano.bsky.social cleverly crafted a delicious blend of beloved stories with some of my favorite ingredients: epistolary romance 💌✍️, secret admirers 🤫, miscommunication 🔀🙃, enemies-to-lovers, daft demons 🦉♈️, and amazing art by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social and @whimstories.bsky.social.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@caitsoprano.bsky.social cleverly crafted a delicious blend of beloved stories with some of my favorite ingredients: epistolary romance 💌✍️, secret admirers 🤫, miscommunication 🔀🙃, enemies-to-lovers, daft demons 🦉♈️, and amazing art by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social and @whimstories.bsky.social.
I'm so honored I'm part of the mentions 🥹💖 This is my first year in the fandom and I've received a lot of love and support, I'm very happy and I always felt welcomed. Love the Helluva fandom ✨🎉 Thanks so much @ruraljones.bsky.social!
I did not give a fic about Human Stolitz 🚫👬 until @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social radicalized me. Now they have me (and each other, prob) in a chokehold. 👨🏻❤️👨🏽🫶 Holy Water is an epic fic ✝️💧 w/divine art by Lis Lass (✅ it out!), but I’m so whipped for this WIP that I had to make it a SIP.🧋🪦🌕
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm so honored I'm part of the mentions 🥹💖 This is my first year in the fandom and I've received a lot of love and support, I'm very happy and I always felt welcomed. Love the Helluva fandom ✨🎉 Thanks so much @ruraljones.bsky.social!
Check this whole list of recommendations, because it's full of amazing fics!
I've read a lot of them, but I need to come back later and double check to not miss anything🤭 or maybe re-read hehe
I've read a lot of them, but I need to come back later and double check to not miss anything🤭 or maybe re-read hehe
This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Check this whole list of recommendations, because it's full of amazing fics!
I've read a lot of them, but I need to come back later and double check to not miss anything🤭 or maybe re-read hehe
I've read a lot of them, but I need to come back later and double check to not miss anything🤭 or maybe re-read hehe
Oooohhh so Alastor hated Vox was touchy and often grabbed his shoulders 😂 I feel you man, I got it immediately when he was so mad. And I also like Vox reacting like it's not too deep and he doesn't understand. But when you don't like people touching you, it's a big deal
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oooohhh so Alastor hated Vox was touchy and often grabbed his shoulders 😂 I feel you man, I got it immediately when he was so mad. And I also like Vox reacting like it's not too deep and he doesn't understand. But when you don't like people touching you, it's a big deal
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1. Stolitz Fics
2. Stolitz Art
3. Human versions
🤭 I think I need to sketch my human designs more frequently, but the fics compensate lol
1. Stolitz Fics
2. Stolitz Art
3. Human versions
🤭 I think I need to sketch my human designs more frequently, but the fics compensate lol
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1. Stolitz
2. Stolas
3. Barn owls
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1. Stolitz
2. Stolas
3. Barn owls
:>
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1. One Piece stuff
2. Stolitz stuff
3. Wolves and dogs
Honorable mention:
My webcomic
1. One Piece stuff
2. Stolitz stuff
3. Wolves and dogs
Honorable mention:
My webcomic
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right
1. Stolitz Fics
2. Stolitz Art
3. Human versions
🤭 I think I need to sketch my human designs more frequently, but the fics compensate lol
1. Stolitz Fics
2. Stolitz Art
3. Human versions
🤭 I think I need to sketch my human designs more frequently, but the fics compensate lol
Lmao he was stepping on Josh, and Ace is horrified his husband is a rug now 😂 I never noticed it was them at the line
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lmao he was stepping on Josh, and Ace is horrified his husband is a rug now 😂 I never noticed it was them at the line
Blitzøcs pose, super protective of the book 👀 Then we got the scene of him throwing it to the floor like trash in the way to get close to Stolas in AT 🤭
Priorities, everything changed so much
Priorities, everything changed so much
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossMISSION ZERO (S0E0)
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November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Blitzøcs pose, super protective of the book 👀 Then we got the scene of him throwing it to the floor like trash in the way to get close to Stolas in AT 🤭
Priorities, everything changed so much
Priorities, everything changed so much
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listen blitz, not everyone grew up in the circus. some people are only flexible when horny, gosh!
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
listen blitz, not everyone grew up in the circus. some people are only flexible when horny, gosh!
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱
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drunk blitz and stolas in dress? or drunk stolas and blitz in dress?
yes.
yes.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
drunk blitz and stolas in dress? or drunk stolas and blitz in dress?
yes.
yes.
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綾波ブリッツ
自分の性癖に正直になってみた酷いパロディrkgk
自分の性癖に正直になってみた酷いパロディrkgk
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
綾波ブリッツ
自分の性癖に正直になってみた酷いパロディrkgk
自分の性癖に正直になってみた酷いパロディrkgk
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November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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"Just Look My Way" #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Just Look My Way" #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
And I need to add that his purring is still not canon and I'm dying for it to happen 😭🦎
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And I need to add that his purring is still not canon and I'm dying for it to happen 😭🦎
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Latte foam art of these guys! ☕️ #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Latte foam art of these guys! ☕️ #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
I'm back to civilization after my mountain adventures, and I still have some days off, yay
I wrote in my phone a good chunk of a silly smutty fic inspired on my travel 🤭 So I'll try to continue that today to loosen up and finish my other pending stuff
I wrote in my phone a good chunk of a silly smutty fic inspired on my travel 🤭 So I'll try to continue that today to loosen up and finish my other pending stuff
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm back to civilization after my mountain adventures, and I still have some days off, yay
I wrote in my phone a good chunk of a silly smutty fic inspired on my travel 🤭 So I'll try to continue that today to loosen up and finish my other pending stuff
I wrote in my phone a good chunk of a silly smutty fic inspired on my travel 🤭 So I'll try to continue that today to loosen up and finish my other pending stuff
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I need to do more of these for some other characters #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I need to do more of these for some other characters #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart