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Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎 (Comm open)
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Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎 (Comm open) @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social · Oct 2
🦎Hi, I'm Blitzy, I write and draw🦉

My Commissions are open on Ko-fi 💖

The slot availability is listed there, and my DMs and/or Discord are open if you have any questions. ko-fi.com/blitzyrodeo/...

If you're searching for my fics, here's a thread about all of them 🧵 👇
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khosh3kh.bsky.social
my power was out yesterday and I was stuck late at work today so I’ve been chomping at the bit to get home and FINALLY POST THIS, SORRY IT’S LATEEEEE @buckets-of-bees.bsky.social

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAYYY, let’s all pretend it’s still the 14th, shhhhh

archiveofourown.org/works/79711296
If I Unfold Like a Love Letter kh0sh3kh Summary: Stolas knows Blitzø hates Valentine's Day. If he's bringing him flowers and chocolates, then it's just out of pity. Clearly. Nothing more. Notes: For Buckets_of_bees. HAPPY (belated) VALENTINE'S DAY, RAYNE!!! Rayne provided three truly fantastic prompts for the Stolitz Valentine's Exchange, and there's a Very Good Chance I'm going to crack and end up writing at least one of the other two to gift you later on. For now, I hope you enjoy some tragic misunderstandings between these two fools!!
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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sharlan.bsky.social
Art by the wonderful @doriaplume.bsky.social

I imagine Octavia having a very heavy sense of lost innocence about her younger self. I also think she'd really vibe with The Birthday Massacre's music. Here she sings one of their songs to herself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtYh...

#helluvaboss #Octavia
Octavia from Helluva Boss playing guitar and singing to a reflection of her younger self.
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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kayzowl.com
eyyy @theassassinlover.bsky.social I got your prompt for #StolitzLunarNewYear2026!! You asked for Octavia showing up at Blitz and Stolas' door after hearing Stella wants to marry her off, so I have a little comic for you✨ #kazdraws #helluvaBoss
Comic in muted purples and yellows with no dialogue. Blitz, Stolas, and Loona are having fun in the apartment when there's a knock on the door that none of them are expecting. Blitz goes to answer it and tell whoever it is to fuck off, probably assuming it's an asshole neighbor, but he's shocked when he finds an angry Via instead. (comic continuation) Everyone gathers at the door, then Via starts crying as she mentions something about Stella and Andrealphus, an engagement ring, and a mystery Goetia. Everyone rushes to comfort her, and gather around her in a group hug as they try to comfort her. Loona's hand is on Via's shoulder, and Via's hand hovers in front of her, not quite reaching out but not pulling away, either.
February 17, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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ukyukyu0511.bsky.social
🍫happy Valentine💝
February 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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eeeeel-2708.bsky.social
#helluvaboss #stolas
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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sirprecioustome.bsky.social
#moxxieknolastname #millieknolastname #blitz
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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princefishhook.bsky.social
This is a piece I drew for @birdleaf-fea.bsky.social 's mini-bang fic! To find out what's going on, read Align the Stars! archiveofourown.org/works/794452...
I highly recommend it if you love Octavia as much as I do 🤍
February 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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sero-hb.bsky.social
💝♈️🦉💝
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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lian-mofumofu.bsky.social
Position:Tantra chair
Uncropped ver.
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social
A couple versions of a “charcoal” style comm for the awesome @arjb.bsky.social of some #sapphicstolitz tribbing :3 It was lots of fun!!! #helluvabossnsfw
Femme Blitzø on top of butch Stolas (who’s being Very loud) smashing her face into her birdy boobs as they climax together Similar image but with Blitz’s back arched and head thrown back
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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oliviared-0.bsky.social
Valentine Day Scandal 💝 💘 💌

#Stolitz #Helluvaboss
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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rosy-fun.bsky.social
♥️✨
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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mferret.bsky.social
The theme for Day 14 of #hellatober2024 was Human! #Stolitz are on a date in the human world and can't agree on what to do! I love when people draw Blitz's human disguise as a little punk and really had fun with my take. #HelluvaBoss #myart #helluvabossfanart
October 19, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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kiaxian2.bsky.social
I was paired with @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social for #StolitzTineExchange26! Seb wanted to see Blitzø cheering up Stolas with cheesy pickup lines… and it goes about as well as you might expect💥 🚗
Enjoy your Valentine’s Seb, and thank you sm for hosting the exchange! 🫶
@helluvaexchanges.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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ourladygrem.bsky.social
therapy ❤️‍🩹
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#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
May 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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impassociate.bsky.social
And Valentine's Stolitz!

Happy Valentine's Day gang!
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
blitzyrodeo.bsky.social
😭💖💖💖💖
February 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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sherbett8.bsky.social
Possum Apple CRUNCH #helluvaboss
a drawn-over screenshot of Moxxie hunched over and biting into an apple, his silhouette resembling an opossum
August 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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zachcartoonist.bsky.social
#HelluvaBoss
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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miaturner.bsky.social
Saw this card today that Blitz definitely got Stolas
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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xyliax.bsky.social
eh fuck it, I’m feeling brave. Here’s some more spicy blitz (ft. stolas’s disembodied hands). happy valentine’s day

#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitz #blitzø #blitzo #nsfw
February 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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batkingsalem.bsky.social
First time doing drag and Stolas is Realizing Some Things 🥚🐣 (warmup sketch)

#Stolitz #HelluvaBossFanart
August 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
blitzyrodeo.bsky.social
I got 3 slots for comissions open and I have a bunch of different offers ☺️
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Now that the events are ending I'll be back to my own projects but I also need to keep working to save as much as possible this year to improve my housing situation.

Prices start as low as 15 💖
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February 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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birdleaf-fea.bsky.social
Hi @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social! I hope you had a great Valentine's day weekend, I was assigned your prompts for the @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social Valentine's exchange, and your prompt about Stolitz going to a rage room was a lot of fun, Stolas definitely needs it!

I hope you like it! =)
Blitz and Stolas at a rage room, Stolas is smashing a peacock ceramic statue with a big hammer while Blitz cheers, holding a baseball bat. Around the room, objects to smash (a TV, bottles, a lamp) are available, as well as tools to smash them with (a hammer, a wrench, a heavy chain, even a cleaver and a morningstar). In the background, a sign reads "Need PPE? Are you a wuss or what?" (PPE=Personal Protection equipment such as gloves, face shields, helmets...)
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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sipsipsips.bsky.social
Remember to follow us on #Sinstagram! 😈📸 Our mortal emissary practices the art of snipscraft 🧙🏻‍♀️✂️📄 and conjured up a maleficent 🦷🩸 complement 💐 to our #Helleye Rose Latte 🔥👁️🌹☕️, which will be available through Day 2,202,238. 🗓️⏳🔗⬇️

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe

www.instagram.com/p/DUwKHxmkrBQ/
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM