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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
@ruraljones.bsky.social
born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉

Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️‍🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜

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I don’t often #journal 📝 or #sketch ✍🏻 in a #notebook 📓 ... but I will cut a b*tch. ✂️📘

𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵 🌌 𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰 🔮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪𝘴. ✨

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #grimoire #YouWillBeOkay
Time to begin filling the pornucopia. 🍆📚
There’s a week to prepare all your Ficsgiving fare 📚🍽️ and thank writers for cooking throughout the past year. 🧑‍💻❤️‍🔥🙏
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽

#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A couple of years ago, my friend got BF a then-unreleased Super7 Bruce Lee action figure 🥋 as a gift for Mads, which he used to choreograph this frame-by-frame fight scene for #DustBunny. 🐇💨 See the full fantastical film in theaters on December 5th. 🖐️
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November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Worried about getting your rewards for our pilot? Don't be!

We partnered with @jellybox.bsky.social to make sure distribution runs smoothly!
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵

#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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We as a society of Stolitzers don't talk about the fact that Blitz was actually there to say sorry to Stolas by pumping him full of it... right on his patio table.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The dose 💦 (and the gross 💰📈) makes the Poison 🩸, so let’s inject this campaign 💉 with the maximum number of CCs. 💳 💳 💳

#supportindieanimation
Poison Us Pilot
Three witchy women run an apothecary for the people by day and commit small felonies against corporate titans -3C- by night.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Male leads in Hazbin Hotel: ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT POWER POWER POWER.

Male leads in Helluva Boss:
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ficsed it for all you feeders. 📚🍽️ #stuffing
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cheez-It rivalry 🟧🥊 Sinspired me 😈💡 to post this reSIPe 📝🧋 for the B.B.B. ☕️🍨🌶️☁️ (sry, I woke up with rhymatic fever 🆎🆎🤒).
Long B-fore they’ve died 🪦, those doomed to Rest In Pride (RIP) ⭕️ can get a taste of Hell 😋🧋🔥 by using this Sintel. 😈📝
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷‍♀️

www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
SIPSIPSIPS makes it official ⛧ with a ThanksSIPping 🤘☕ offer for Sinners 😈 and invites other no-accounts to follow its new accounts on 🦋 and 🐦 (@SIPSIPSIPS666).
At S³, our regulars keep this SIP afloat ♨️🛟, so to show our appreciation this month, stop in and order your daily grind ☕️ on any five 🖐️ conSIPutive days and your next SIP is FREE.* 🚫💵 Happy ThanksSIPping! 😊🧋🙌

*excludes Eternal Hellfiller

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️

It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️

#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How to tell who’s hosting this event 🤔💭 without telling who’s hosting this event… 🚫🗣️🤷‍♀️
It’s three weeks until Ficsgiving, so start planning your menu 🤔💭📝 and be ready to bring all the ficsins 📕📙📗📘 for fans to enjoy the feast. 📚🍽️🧑‍💻
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I need Lucifer’s Ring thing 🌈⭕️ for Badvent. 😈🕯️
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Plant under control!
The merch is too spooky for me, but I still managed to draw something inspired by it anyway :3

#stolitz #helluvaboss #helluvabossstolitz #helluvabossstolas #helluvabossblitz
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
MISSION: HACKED OFF 🔪🎃

A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌

#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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how do we tell Amazon that we don’t want helluva s3 to be promo’d like hazbin s2 is right now. I wanna go in completely blind. give me a trailer and nothing else. no clips. no vignettes. no screenshots. return to the good ol days of gif teasers.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Welp mission 0 is now on yt so ig it's time for me to do a frame by frame thread of the stolitz office scene, enjoy ;)
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Going through a traumatic episode 😭📺 and pausing to begin a B.B.B. load—the “Bad” guy just for sucking at relationships. 🧋🍨🌶️☁️ Recipe below. 📝⬇️ (Thx to @merviking.bsky.social for cheese foam inspo.) 1/7

#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
S³ has a SIPrise for all you ghosted f**kers 👻 this #Hellaween. 🔥🎃 Pop in for our ❌-clusive Pop-Up Potion and SIP a lot more 🧋 so it’ll suck a bit less. ❤️‍🩹

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Time to make your list 📝 and check it twice ✌️, so we can find out who’s naughty. 🫦❤️‍🔥👀
Ficsgiving is four weeks away on November 20th 🗓️, so bookmark the date! 🔖 This is a no-frills/pro-thrills 🙌 event to show appreciation for those who give a fic 🤲📖 by tagging authors 👈 and sharing links 🔗 to your favorite fanfiction. 📚
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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yk they fit this meme too well // #stolitz #helluvaboss
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If @identitypollution.bsky.social and @sharkrobotstore.bsky.social never do anything else for us, they’ll still have done enough. 🪴🌱🦉

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM