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rowan 🌳
@blithewine.bsky.social
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Tree cursed with human form. He/him.
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blithewine.bsky.social
Holy shit, I got the 3-way playoff I wanted AND Hoshoryu won AND it looks like they'll be making my boy yokozuna after all?? What a basho!!
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man asks his partner 'Hey... uh... could you?" His partner says "do you want me to cup your balls with Laura Palmer Hands." The first man sasy "yes I want you to Palmer my balls." The man proceeds to Palmer the balls.
January 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says to his partner in a lime green tie and jacket sporting a huge erection. "I love it when you dress as sexy Dougie Jones." Sexy Dougie embraces the man and says "... Dougie Jones" seductively. The man swoons.
January 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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josie.zone
Sleep well, king 👑
Twin Peaks: And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM