Tariff would be a beautiful name for a little baby girl <3

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Others have pointed this out already but the Booker's "stunt" is him literally Doing the Job - impassioned speechmaking is supposedly the main reason for Senators to exist and the only reason any of them from before the United States was established are remembered by name

Whenever E*on M*sk gets publicly humiliated, we are constitutionally allowed to lib out its true

Vance is that girlypop that nervously puts on too much eyeliner because of social anxiety

Yes, I’m a better person because I can honestly say I have never once used ChatGPT in my beautiful, unique, soulful life.

I’m sorry Bluesky, I strayed from the light but was pulled back when I saw posts encouraging using ChatGPT to decide what to order at a diner.

If this is the only kind of drama the new cast can give us, I extra extra don’t want it. Feels dirty watching that episode, just dark and sad all around #RHONY

Dystopian fascism aside, we have failed as a nation in rightfully bullying LOSERS into obscurity such as t*ump and his sycophants

It’s just me tweeting into the void, I’ve never felt so free thank you the sky is high

Ban the word “folks”, encourage shitposting, and you’ve got a winner in Bluesky

I know Bluesky is a success because I’m getting spoilers and commentary on housewives as soon as it airs god bless

Meredith marks will announce her divorce from beeyatch Seth just before reunion films to save that snowflake and we will cheer

Bluesky name absolutely inspired by Lana Del Rey’s cover of “Blue Skies” for the original apple tv series the new look thank you queen