Crazy how one second it's "THIS IS WAR" and "All leftists will pay" and the next it's "How sad that one troubled individual with good upbringing has lost his way"
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Crazy how one second it's "THIS IS WAR" and "All leftists will pay" and the next it's "How sad that one troubled individual with good upbringing has lost his way"
Right-wing Twitter rn
September 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Right-wing Twitter rn
Boy, that "My body, my choice" shit went out the window real quick
COVID cases are on the rise -- and RFK just took away the ability for millions of Americans get COVID vaccines.
COVID shots are now only FDA approved for 1) people 65+ and 2) people w/ underlying conditions that put them at severe risk.
That's it. www.huffpost.com/entry/covid-...
COVID shots are now only FDA approved for 1) people 65+ and 2) people w/ underlying conditions that put them at severe risk.
That's it. www.huffpost.com/entry/covid-...
The FDA Finally Approves COVID Shots — But With More Restrictions Than Ever
Experts warn the new guidelines — a sharp break from previous years — could have deadly consequences.
www.huffpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Boy, that "My body, my choice" shit went out the window real quick
Can't believe that future text books on US History will have a section in the lead up to martial law titled "The Big Balls Incident"
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't believe that future text books on US History will have a section in the lead up to martial law titled "The Big Balls Incident"
I can remember when misinformation was kinda cheeky and harmless. Like "you have separate areas of your tongue that taste different things."
Now it's "vaccines kill more people than the diseases they were made to protect against" and "every person outside of Home Depot is a terrorist"
Now it's "vaccines kill more people than the diseases they were made to protect against" and "every person outside of Home Depot is a terrorist"
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can remember when misinformation was kinda cheeky and harmless. Like "you have separate areas of your tongue that taste different things."
Now it's "vaccines kill more people than the diseases they were made to protect against" and "every person outside of Home Depot is a terrorist"
Now it's "vaccines kill more people than the diseases they were made to protect against" and "every person outside of Home Depot is a terrorist"
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Cc @blinkinriley.bsky.social thought of you with this
July 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Cc @blinkinriley.bsky.social thought of you with this
If you think that killing Innocent women and children as a consequence of war are more acceptable than some musicians in Somerset, England telling you to fuck off,...
Bubba, you're the bad guy.
Bubba, you're the bad guy.
June 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you think that killing Innocent women and children as a consequence of war are more acceptable than some musicians in Somerset, England telling you to fuck off,...
Bubba, you're the bad guy.
Bubba, you're the bad guy.
ICE: *tackles a single mother in the grocery store*
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ICE: *tackles a single mother in the grocery store*
*Sitting opposition president does dozens of unconstitutional acts in first few months of presidency*
Elected Democrats:
Elected Democrats:
June 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
*Sitting opposition president does dozens of unconstitutional acts in first few months of presidency*
Elected Democrats:
Elected Democrats:
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It is.
The Ayotollah thinks so too.
The Ayotollah thinks so too.
June 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is.
The Ayotollah thinks so too.
The Ayotollah thinks so too.
I bet that DOD Signal chat is crazy right now
June 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I bet that DOD Signal chat is crazy right now
They fell for that 4-4-2-2-1- talk like a charm
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They fell for that 4-4-2-2-1- talk like a charm
This seems weak from The Onion, but it isn't their fault.
Satire needs to be reality adjacent.
Donald's insanity has broadened the possibility of stupid shit happening so much that it's made The Onion's job basically impossible.
Satire needs to be reality adjacent.
Donald's insanity has broadened the possibility of stupid shit happening so much that it's made The Onion's job basically impossible.
Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
WASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee status this week to former SS guards. “The discrimination these peop...
theonion.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This seems weak from The Onion, but it isn't their fault.
Satire needs to be reality adjacent.
Donald's insanity has broadened the possibility of stupid shit happening so much that it's made The Onion's job basically impossible.
Satire needs to be reality adjacent.
Donald's insanity has broadened the possibility of stupid shit happening so much that it's made The Onion's job basically impossible.
Like, Mammoth?..
Singular?
Singular?
Utah Hockey Club is morphing into the Utah Mammoth 👀
Thoughts on the name and logo?
Thoughts on the name and logo?
May 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like, Mammoth?..
Singular?
Singular?
Our timeline is proof that time travel will never be invented.
May 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Our timeline is proof that time travel will never be invented.
Vance is making couches green with envy all across the Midwest
May 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Vance is making couches green with envy all across the Midwest
I've heard Nazi Barbie
I've heard KKKaroline
But personally I think we should go with Josephine Goebbels
I've heard KKKaroline
But personally I think we should go with Josephine Goebbels
If I say Nazi Barbie, who am I talking about?
April 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've heard Nazi Barbie
I've heard KKKaroline
But personally I think we should go with Josephine Goebbels
I've heard KKKaroline
But personally I think we should go with Josephine Goebbels
Bubba we are past the point where Hanlon's Razor breaks down
Stephen Miller on Gov. J.B. Pritzker calling for mass protests:
“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
April 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bubba we are past the point where Hanlon's Razor breaks down
Maybe it's incompetence.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
www.cbsnews.com
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Maybe it's incompetence.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
I'm gonna wake up to a bunch of morons mad at me.
April 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm gonna wake up to a bunch of morons mad at me.
From an engineering standpoint, humanoid robots have to be one of the dumbest design choices of all time.
We are physically far from ideal for the majority of stuff we try to do. So we build machines to do that stuff, fine.
Let's make them shaped exactly like us with 1/50th the coordination.
We are physically far from ideal for the majority of stuff we try to do. So we build machines to do that stuff, fine.
Let's make them shaped exactly like us with 1/50th the coordination.
Elon Musk said on Tuesday that China’s halt on exports of certain magnets was affecting Tesla's plans to build humanoid robots.
Elon Musk Warns China’s Rare Earth Restrictions May Delay Tesla Robots
China’s halt this month on exports of magnets containing heavy rare earth metals has affected Tesla’s plans to manufacture Optimus robots.
www.nytimes.com
April 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
From an engineering standpoint, humanoid robots have to be one of the dumbest design choices of all time.
We are physically far from ideal for the majority of stuff we try to do. So we build machines to do that stuff, fine.
Let's make them shaped exactly like us with 1/50th the coordination.
We are physically far from ideal for the majority of stuff we try to do. So we build machines to do that stuff, fine.
Let's make them shaped exactly like us with 1/50th the coordination.
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If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
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