Blinky Blankert
@blinkblankblunk.bsky.social
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Oh and let's just get one thing straight, I'm a hypocrite AND a coward. HOWEVER I never claimed to be righteous nor brave. Checkmate, critics.
I feel all mysterious like some kind of silk merchant when I tell people I'm from out east. The exotic locale of Maryland
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel all mysterious like some kind of silk merchant when I tell people I'm from out east. The exotic locale of Maryland
Oh boy! I love when I hack up mucus the color of a manilla folder!!
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh boy! I love when I hack up mucus the color of a manilla folder!!
I hate how Sudafed is the only thing that works because on the second day of taking it I always feel like I'm fucking tweaking
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I hate how Sudafed is the only thing that works because on the second day of taking it I always feel like I'm fucking tweaking
If you're white and you don't like the airport... what's wrong with you?
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you're white and you don't like the airport... what's wrong with you?
I hate how drinking more water solves several of my problems and I always forget about it
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hate how drinking more water solves several of my problems and I always forget about it
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abolish ice. theres no middle road on this and democrats will have to be held to it.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
abolish ice. theres no middle road on this and democrats will have to be held to it.
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As a child of a child of a child of the 1930s
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
As a child of a child of a child of the 1930s
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When I launched my campaign, I said I wanted to do politics differently… and we’re actually doing it.
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Kat Abughazaleh Thinks Campaign Funds Should Help Feed People
Kat Abughazaleh, an activist running for Congress in Illinois, turned her campaign office into a mutual aid hub.
theintercept.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When I launched my campaign, I said I wanted to do politics differently… and we’re actually doing it.
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
As a child of a child of the 70s
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
As a child of a child of the 70s
The cats are tired of hearing Fum Fum Fum for the fumteenth time today
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The cats are tired of hearing Fum Fum Fum for the fumteenth time today
My stomach felt weird earlier and I was like huh what could possibly be causing this and I haven't shit in like 5 days
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My stomach felt weird earlier and I was like huh what could possibly be causing this and I haven't shit in like 5 days
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December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I hear Mexican music, I can taste the chips and salsa on my lips. Is that problematic? I fucking love Mexican restaurants.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When I hear Mexican music, I can taste the chips and salsa on my lips. Is that problematic? I fucking love Mexican restaurants.
I'm serving white woman realness. You bitches WISH you could look so middle-of-the-road
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm serving white woman realness. You bitches WISH you could look so middle-of-the-road
Happy Holidays is one of my favorite Christmas songs because it's literally so funny
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy Holidays is one of my favorite Christmas songs because it's literally so funny
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
What kind of fucking loser wears a tux without a tie. Looking like Walmart Greg Proops at the game awards. Pathetic.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What kind of fucking loser wears a tux without a tie. Looking like Walmart Greg Proops at the game awards. Pathetic.
I don't want a car with Apple play or a screen, but I would like to know which of my tires is low. Also I want knobs and buttons.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't want a car with Apple play or a screen, but I would like to know which of my tires is low. Also I want knobs and buttons.
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
It feels like I'm coming on here and bragging about being autistic megamind, but in reality I have many fumbles and no one to notice them because one thing I am not good at is making friends 😎 I have been told I am very nice but I think most people can tell there's something wrong with me lol
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It feels like I'm coming on here and bragging about being autistic megamind, but in reality I have many fumbles and no one to notice them because one thing I am not good at is making friends 😎 I have been told I am very nice but I think most people can tell there's something wrong with me lol
I asked my therapist if I'm crazy for feeling bad about being naturally good at most things I try and she said it's pretty common in autistic people. It's such an insanely stupid complaint to have because I'm literally skilled at new tasks what can I say. It feels bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I asked my therapist if I'm crazy for feeling bad about being naturally good at most things I try and she said it's pretty common in autistic people. It's such an insanely stupid complaint to have because I'm literally skilled at new tasks what can I say. It feels bad.
I always average significantly fewer steps per day than my mom because I refuse to take routes that double back on themselves. I will think about it until I have found the perfect route. Does it take way longer to plan than to execute? Usually. Am I very out of shape? Absolutely I am.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I always average significantly fewer steps per day than my mom because I refuse to take routes that double back on themselves. I will think about it until I have found the perfect route. Does it take way longer to plan than to execute? Usually. Am I very out of shape? Absolutely I am.