Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.

Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.

- trans rights are not extricable from human rights and bodily autonomy, and I stand, very firmly, for these things;
- trans children deserve love, support, and to receive medical care;
- trans rights;
- trans rights;
- trans rights now

Endometriosis:

- millions of women (and fellow uterus-havers) suffer from severe symptoms on a monthly basis

- it takes YEARS to get a diagnosis (if you're lucky)

- there's still no proper treatment b/c "women"

But sure, take your absurd amount of money and use it to harass trans people. 🖕

Number crunching: Parliamentary petitions

From the new Private Eye, out now.