Em Essell
blankcaraboo.bsky.social
Em Essell
@blankcaraboo.bsky.social
International cheese smuggler. In the absence of light darkness prevails. El Marayah.
I’ve never actually used it (the whole prying from his cold dead hands thing) but he spends a lot of time sitting up and reading it on the couch. I read in bed so I’d probably drop it on my face.

He downloads a lot of technical manuals for music / tech gear and uses it for that as well as Libby.
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
You could probably use this as a Tool
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
There may be a cure.
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The Stone Age may have had queens, or might still, we don’t know.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
My nerdy-ass Linux guy husband loves his remarkable.
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My husband has one of those and we will pry it from his cold dead hands. Loves it so much!

Pretty sure he’s got Libby on there as well. Dunno. Haven’t been able to get his attention since he got it 🤣
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We may have to fight these foos.
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
We’re so…… proud…. 😒

#FTG
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I can’t believe how bad we are at this.

I mean. I can.

But I don’t want to.
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
At least arsenal won!
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
See, the thing is, I’ve know you so long… I didn’t even blink, just shrugged.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Excuse me I have to go google something…

**googles**

Oh FFS Laura you absolute fucking tubesock.
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dude, have you watched Kumail Nanjiani’s new standup show? It’s fantastic and there’s a massive chunk about his beloved cat. I think you’d like.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This was exactly the post I needed to read right now. Thank you. 💔😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’m still waiting for an Anthony Bourdain biopic starring Titus Welliver…
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by Em Essell
May 14, 2023 at 9:54 AM