Em Essell
@blankcaraboo.bsky.social
International cheese smuggler. In the absence of light darkness prevails. El Marayah.
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#bartendershit
I explained a dumb-ass situation at work to my bff via text and he sent me this Siri AI summary with “These are your superpowers according to Siri”
I’LL ALLOW IT.
I explained a dumb-ass situation at work to my bff via text and he sent me this Siri AI summary with “These are your superpowers according to Siri”
I’LL ALLOW IT.
August 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
#bartendershit
I explained a dumb-ass situation at work to my bff via text and he sent me this Siri AI summary with “These are your superpowers according to Siri”
I’LL ALLOW IT.
I explained a dumb-ass situation at work to my bff via text and he sent me this Siri AI summary with “These are your superpowers according to Siri”
I’LL ALLOW IT.
What I inflicted upon them before this:
May 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What I inflicted upon them before this:
The murder staircase in question
March 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The murder staircase in question
I’m finally found this and I’m saving it to my favorites to use FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m finally found this and I’m saving it to my favorites to use FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
I wore my @jackiekashian.bsky.social “made of bees” shirt for my bartending shift tonight and accidentally manifested the customer equivalent of a gaggle of children hitting a beehive with a baseball bat.
That’s on me.
I flew too close to the sun.
That’s on me.
I flew too close to the sun.
December 27, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I wore my @jackiekashian.bsky.social “made of bees” shirt for my bartending shift tonight and accidentally manifested the customer equivalent of a gaggle of children hitting a beehive with a baseball bat.
That’s on me.
I flew too close to the sun.
That’s on me.
I flew too close to the sun.
Rolling into the Cyndi Lauper show in my finest @crookedmedia.bsky.social merch!
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Rolling into the Cyndi Lauper show in my finest @crookedmedia.bsky.social merch!