I thought the only thing that gave Matt Goodwin an erection was the concept of mass deportations, I guess I was wrong...

This has taken up full-time residence in my brain since I saw it. In the 2018 Taron Egerton Robin Hood, he gets a literal “Draft Notice”… to fight in the Third Crusade. The filmmakers genuinely think it was called “the Third Crusade” at the time (and they had "Draft Notices").

No one had a more productive day than me!

"Home of the two year degree"

STOP JUDGING ME NETFLIX!

I stupidly waded into this debate when I first got on here, and tried to interrogate why people were piling on to Helen Lewis for an opinion she held. A few people tweeted back my own photo as a retort - the joke being "TERFs are ugly" I guess. 80s movie bullies is a good description...

Me putting together my first starter packs on bluesky.

Metalic Sloth from The Goonies

Screw you @jamesomalley.co.uk !

jamesomalley.co.uk/bsky/index.php

Here's a rather disturbing example of why the other place is fully broken. A news story is breaking about Gatwick Airport being evacuated, the top comment it decides to push is from Tommy Robinson. Not the transport police, not a news org, not the main Gatwick account, Tommy fucking Robinson.

So I've been watching Friends for the first time in a few years and have reached the Ross and Rachel break up. I have asked #ChatGPT to provide a definitive decision on who is right or wrong:

Some more posters a movie should already exist.

I had to trick ChatGPT into generating this image.

I would watch whatever 1980s BBC drama that is.

Tried to impress @jamesomalley.co.uk, but of course, he was many steps ahead of me on this.

I've decided my niche on Bluesky will be Chuckle Brothers trivia. Did you know: Paul and Barry had two older brothers, Brian and Jimmy, who were also a comedy duo. Both appeared in ChuckleVision et al. Jimmy was in his 80s when this happened: