Blah Gerrera
@blah-gerrera.bsky.social
Flies paragliders, paddles kayaks, saws holes in house, digs holes in yard, drinks mostly wine, occasionally draws pictures, pets dogs.
Sweartagod-- I had a dream where people were angrily demanding to know why I wasn't taking Ozempic.
"I don't think I nee--"
"Oh come on!"
That's fucked up.
"I don't think I nee--"
"Oh come on!"
That's fucked up.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sweartagod-- I had a dream where people were angrily demanding to know why I wasn't taking Ozempic.
"I don't think I nee--"
"Oh come on!"
That's fucked up.
"I don't think I nee--"
"Oh come on!"
That's fucked up.
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“Deadhead Fed hair”.
Maybe time to limit his public events.
Maybe time to limit his public events.
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Deadhead Fed hair”.
Maybe time to limit his public events.
Maybe time to limit his public events.
Denis Villeneuve should make a Butlerian Jihad film entirely with AI.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Denis Villeneuve should make a Butlerian Jihad film entirely with AI.
Europe paying for their own defense.
Because the US has taken Russia's side against them.
Because the US has taken Russia's side against them.
a man wearing a clown makeup making a funny face with his hands
ALT: a man wearing a clown makeup making a funny face with his hands
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Europe paying for their own defense.
Because the US has taken Russia's side against them.
Because the US has taken Russia's side against them.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I hate #Auto-Tune. There, I said it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I hate #Auto-Tune. There, I said it.
Evolution's next champions?
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
apnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Evolution's next champions?
Years ago I git an MRI of my sinuses. See how I remembered which part of my body it was?
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Years ago I git an MRI of my sinuses. See how I remembered which part of my body it was?
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Seconded. That last line hits hard.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Seconded. That last line hits hard.
The Presidential Pardon power should be eliminated. Its utility for corruption far exceeds its utility for justice.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Presidential Pardon power should be eliminated. Its utility for corruption far exceeds its utility for justice.
I can't imagine anybody getting radicalized in #Bellingham but I can easily imagine somebody getting bored into despair.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I can't imagine anybody getting radicalized in #Bellingham but I can easily imagine somebody getting bored into despair.
Jesus is back, but he's a Seagull
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Jesus is back, but he's a Seagull
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
Looking forward to the "Happy Thanksgiving to the radical leftist scum" tweet so I feel seen.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Looking forward to the "Happy Thanksgiving to the radical leftist scum" tweet so I feel seen.
IDK but I'm pretty sure anybody radicalized in #Bellingham would just ride around on an E-bike keying Teslas.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
IDK but I'm pretty sure anybody radicalized in #Bellingham would just ride around on an E-bike keying Teslas.
If you don't give me a Nobel Peace Prize, I will start a war.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you don't give me a Nobel Peace Prize, I will start a war.
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
IDK guys: I could spend the morning studying up on #additivemanufacturing fractal algorithms, or gossip about RFK2 telling #Nuzzi how she was meant to swallow his jizz. IDK what to do guys.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
IDK guys: I could spend the morning studying up on #additivemanufacturing fractal algorithms, or gossip about RFK2 telling #Nuzzi how she was meant to swallow his jizz. IDK what to do guys.
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
Local news headline: "Semi-carrying chickens crash" and I'm wondering how the chickens got so strong and what did they want with the semi.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Local news headline: "Semi-carrying chickens crash" and I'm wondering how the chickens got so strong and what did they want with the semi.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
To honor Dick Cheney, America will invade Venezuela to stop production of fentanyl they aren't making.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
To honor Dick Cheney, America will invade Venezuela to stop production of fentanyl they aren't making.