If you are single and you are still in search of true love, my advice is simple:
“find a spouse who looks at you the way Pete Hegseth looks at Signal everyday.”

Trump has done the same damage to our health, environment and security as to our markets, it's just that there isn't a stock ticker that measures the impact so clearly

Installing ideological commisars in government institutions, iron curtains of high tariffs, telling people to raise chickens to combat the price of eggs, making up economic data, rejecting global free trade, threatening to invade historical allies. Is the American right turning US into autarky ?

Hey Mr. Zelensky!
Please take a good look and try to remember how you are supposed to be dressed to show the president of the United States of America that you are full of respect and very grateful when you meet him at the White House.

1900.
Is the number of nuclear warheads Ukraine gave up in 1994 for security commitments from the USA, Russia and UK confirmed in the Budapest memorandum in 1994 and the joint declaration in 2009. In addition to that 176 intercontinental ballistic missiles and 44 strategic bombers.

I may be wrong; however, I suspect that Zelensky will be urged by EU leaders, particularly Macron and Georgia Meloni to offer some sort of “mi dispiace” - “ I am sorry” to the MAGA extortionists, not because he did anything wrong.

Ok NFL fans.
I will go on the record here and call it early.
Time stamping it now.
My two astonishing predictions about the Super Bowl.👇
1 Philadelphia Eagles will win 🏆 the Super Bowl. Yes!
👇my second prediction is …
2 If Eagles don’t, then It will be the Chiefs!
Pretty amazing, right ! 😀

How to piss away decades of friendship and building alliances in one presidential election.
I don’t recall Canadians ever booing in mass US anthem; always competitive never hostile.
Reminder: about 40 000 Canadians served in Afghanistan helping us defeat the Taliban.

What a time to be alive.
Canada ? Greenland ? Panama ?
Trampo-Napoleonic type of personality disorder ?
The dude could not build a fucking wall.
I thought the bored redneck public wanted to start with a lower price of eggs first ?

🎄This remains to be my favourite note to Santa every Christmas 🎄

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Well, well, well.
Remember boys and girls the wise advice from the armchair generals of the MAGA world that Putin and Russia are tough; they have infinite resources. Beg for peace. They are very committed. Absolutely nothing anyone can ever do about them.

First Ambassador to France - Benjamin Franklin.
Second Ambassador to France some dude named Thomas Jefferson.
Meet Charles Kushner - future US ambassador to France. A relative to his royal highness king Don.
A convicted felon.
What is next ?
Stormy Daniels ambassador to the UK🇬🇧? #france
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Enjoy the tax on fruits and vegetables.
King Don does not like cheap avocados.
I think many Trump voters will soon be unpleasantly surprised.

👇how to import Twitter to BlueSky

Finally, great decision, long overdue.
Trumpkin shitheads are going in overdrive trying to throw Ukraine under the MAGA/Putin bus.
#Ukraine
#Europe
#Biden 👇

Normal folks have already confirmed that Trumps’ nominations are assholes.
The senate has not done it yet, but even plenty of Republicans senators will realize it soon enough.
There is still some hope. However, the most commonly used three words by Americans will be “what”, “the”, and “fuck”.

For those of you in need of some British humor and entertaining, allow me to introduce you to Jonathan Pie - Part 1 focusing on the American election; if you you wish more, part 2 is also available on the BBC website.
#US #election special
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