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I make TTRPGs, primarily Savage Worlds but also Pathfinder and a few systems of my own creation.
But I'll probably just spout off about whatever pops into my head. It might be funny, it might be insightful, it might be stupid.
But I'll probably just spout off about whatever pops into my head. It might be funny, it might be insightful, it might be stupid.
If you want to understand the nature of time dilation in the theory of relativity, just watch a kid 10 years old or younger deal with Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If you want to understand the nature of time dilation in the theory of relativity, just watch a kid 10 years old or younger deal with Christmas Eve.
Is the core of Dune just a planet sized turf war between two giant drug cartels?
The spice must flow, homeboy.
The spice must flow, homeboy.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Is the core of Dune just a planet sized turf war between two giant drug cartels?
The spice must flow, homeboy.
The spice must flow, homeboy.
So...the Texas Supreme Court just said that judges don't have to marry same sex couples if it would go against a deeply held religious belief.
Yet, judges still have to marry divorced people...
Matthew 5:31-32, Matthew 19:3-9, Mark 10:2-12, Luke 16:18, 1 Corinthians 7:10-11
Yet, judges still have to marry divorced people...
Matthew 5:31-32, Matthew 19:3-9, Mark 10:2-12, Luke 16:18, 1 Corinthians 7:10-11
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So...the Texas Supreme Court just said that judges don't have to marry same sex couples if it would go against a deeply held religious belief.
Yet, judges still have to marry divorced people...
Matthew 5:31-32, Matthew 19:3-9, Mark 10:2-12, Luke 16:18, 1 Corinthians 7:10-11
Yet, judges still have to marry divorced people...
Matthew 5:31-32, Matthew 19:3-9, Mark 10:2-12, Luke 16:18, 1 Corinthians 7:10-11
What if Batman was a literal dragon lady in the middle of the French Revolution? Find out with the latest Scion of Syntraxis, Jeneaux "Lady Dragon" Venois.
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Scions of Syntraxis - Paizo | Pathfinder and Starfinder Infinite | Pathfinder Infinite
A Dragon’s Unfathomable Actions
Several decades ago, a mysterious dragon known only as Syntraxis began roaming Golarion seducing women and siring children while wearing various mortal guises. Leaving...
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December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What if Batman was a literal dragon lady in the middle of the French Revolution? Find out with the latest Scion of Syntraxis, Jeneaux "Lady Dragon" Venois.
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Commission - "The Library of Twisted Memories"
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December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Commission - "The Library of Twisted Memories"
Another commission with @blackguardpress.bsky.social ! Be sure to check out their newest project at:
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In today's ridiculous facts news:
Elon Musk has more money than his native country's GDP.
Elon Musk has more money than his native country's GDP.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
In today's ridiculous facts news:
Elon Musk has more money than his native country's GDP.
Elon Musk has more money than his native country's GDP.
Today's reminder of how messed up English is: The names of Donald Duck's nephews are all spelled wildly differently yet rhyme.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today's reminder of how messed up English is: The names of Donald Duck's nephews are all spelled wildly differently yet rhyme.
I would always rather have a fat soldier than one who is so stupid that he discloses classified information in a commercial messaging system (and accidentally includes someone.)
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I would always rather have a fat soldier than one who is so stupid that he discloses classified information in a commercial messaging system (and accidentally includes someone.)
With the annual evergreen slaughter already begun, won't you help save the trees? Almost half of all proceeds go to reforestation efforts.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
With the annual evergreen slaughter already begun, won't you help save the trees? Almost half of all proceeds go to reforestation efforts.
Yule log plenty of hours of fun with more than 2 dozen Savage Worlds Products!
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Yule log plenty of hours of fun with more than 2 dozen Savage Worlds Products!
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An entity from beyond has taken an interest in the memory crystals at Jonrickson’s Repository of Knowledge. Her guests turned into bloodthirsty maniacs, her husband missing, the librarian turns to the Runners for aid. Can they stop the Being in time?
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Jonricksen’s Repository of Knowledge faces a threat from Beyond!
Normally a quiet, staid place of learning, the recent
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November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
An entity from beyond has taken an interest in the memory crystals at Jonrickson’s Repository of Knowledge. Her guests turned into bloodthirsty maniacs, her husband missing, the librarian turns to the Runners for aid. Can they stop the Being in time?
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November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The third scion appears - A true devotee of her goddess, Calistria, Ne'Rei is a seductive woman with a welcoming gaze and a predator's grace. She also has a score to settle and, true to her goddess' teachings, will let nothing and no one get in her way.
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Scions of Syntraxis - Paizo | Pathfinder Infinite
A Dragon’s Unfathomable Actions
Several decades ago, a mysterious dragon known only as Syntraxis began roaming Golario
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November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The third scion appears - A true devotee of her goddess, Calistria, Ne'Rei is a seductive woman with a welcoming gaze and a predator's grace. She also has a score to settle and, true to her goddess' teachings, will let nothing and no one get in her way.
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Texans: Don't California my Texas!
Also Texans: *Vote "Yes" on all the Amendments which all either reduce taxes or create new government programs.*
Also Texans: *Vote "Yes" on all the Amendments which all either reduce taxes or create new government programs.*
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Texans: Don't California my Texas!
Also Texans: *Vote "Yes" on all the Amendments which all either reduce taxes or create new government programs.*
Also Texans: *Vote "Yes" on all the Amendments which all either reduce taxes or create new government programs.*
I was watching the new #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer and it occurred to me that the most unbelievable thing that happens in horror movies these days is that anyone answers a call from an unknown number.
Half the time, I don't answer calls from known numbers.
Half the time, I don't answer calls from known numbers.
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I was watching the new #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer and it occurred to me that the most unbelievable thing that happens in horror movies these days is that anyone answers a call from an unknown number.
Half the time, I don't answer calls from known numbers.
Half the time, I don't answer calls from known numbers.
How old do you think Ryan Gosling is going to get before he changes his name to Ryan Goose?
October 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How old do you think Ryan Gosling is going to get before he changes his name to Ryan Goose?
Your Fortune is Waiting in the Stars
Not every void runner owes oaths of loyalty to some empire or dreams of adventure and conquest. Some ply the spaces between worlds purely for the freedom it brings. Some people are just in it for the money.
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Not every void runner owes oaths of loyalty to some empire or dreams of adventure and conquest. Some ply the spaces between worlds purely for the freedom it brings. Some people are just in it for the money.
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Your Fortune
is Waiting in the Stars
Not every void runner owes oaths of loyalty to some empire or dreams of adventure
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October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Your Fortune is Waiting in the Stars
Not every void runner owes oaths of loyalty to some empire or dreams of adventure and conquest. Some ply the spaces between worlds purely for the freedom it brings. Some people are just in it for the money.
legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/5414...
Not every void runner owes oaths of loyalty to some empire or dreams of adventure and conquest. Some ply the spaces between worlds purely for the freedom it brings. Some people are just in it for the money.
legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/5414...
The second entry has been added to Scions of Syntraxis. Adul may have been raised by monks but she's a rogue at heart. Or, what if the Golden Child was a bully?
Scions if Syntraxis is a growing product, buy it now and get each additional scion for no extra fee.
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Scions of Syntraxis - Paizo | Pathfinder and Starfinder Infinite | DriveThruRPG
A Dragon’s Unfathomable Actions
Several decades ago, a mysterious dragon known only as Syntraxis began roaming Golarion seducing women and siring children while wearing various mortal guises. Leaving...
www.drivethrurpg.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The second entry has been added to Scions of Syntraxis. Adul may have been raised by monks but she's a rogue at heart. Or, what if the Golden Child was a bully?
Scions if Syntraxis is a growing product, buy it now and get each additional scion for no extra fee.
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Scions if Syntraxis is a growing product, buy it now and get each additional scion for no extra fee.
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You know what no one has yet to explain? Where all the money from tariffs is going. It's paid to the government, so shouldn't someone on the MAGA side be able to point to exactly what that money is paying for? I'd accept almost any explanation to justify it.
October 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You know what no one has yet to explain? Where all the money from tariffs is going. It's paid to the government, so shouldn't someone on the MAGA side be able to point to exactly what that money is paying for? I'd accept almost any explanation to justify it.
Hegseth's grandstanding meeting and directives is emblematic of the root issue with MAGA - They are more worried about how things look than how well they work. And don't seem to have the discernment to realize that those two things don't always correlate or that they don't know how it should look.
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hegseth's grandstanding meeting and directives is emblematic of the root issue with MAGA - They are more worried about how things look than how well they work. And don't seem to have the discernment to realize that those two things don't always correlate or that they don't know how it should look.
Remember how so many people were saying "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is stupid!" as a justification for how they voted.
That has now shifted to "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is soft and weak."
(Also, half the country is below average intelligence.)
That has now shifted to "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is soft and weak."
(Also, half the country is below average intelligence.)
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Remember how so many people were saying "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is stupid!" as a justification for how they voted.
That has now shifted to "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is soft and weak."
(Also, half the country is below average intelligence.)
That has now shifted to "maybe the problem is you're saying half the country is soft and weak."
(Also, half the country is below average intelligence.)
Imagine you influenced 1 million people's lives and 3 options:
1. You could do something that actively harms them but they will think you did something good.
2. You could do nothing but half of them would think you did something good.
3. You could do something that helps them but no one would know.
1. You could do something that actively harms them but they will think you did something good.
2. You could do nothing but half of them would think you did something good.
3. You could do something that helps them but no one would know.
September 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine you influenced 1 million people's lives and 3 options:
1. You could do something that actively harms them but they will think you did something good.
2. You could do nothing but half of them would think you did something good.
3. You could do something that helps them but no one would know.
1. You could do something that actively harms them but they will think you did something good.
2. You could do nothing but half of them would think you did something good.
3. You could do something that helps them but no one would know.
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Fabula Ultima KS for new editions of books, bestiary, and many shiny things.
Hitting £353k after about an hour and a half!
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Hitting £353k after about an hour and a half!
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Fabula Ultima TTJRPG Celebration Edition + Bestiary Vol. I
The ENNIE-winning JRPG-inspired tabletop role-playing game levels up with hardback and collector's editions, and the new Bestiary Vol.I
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September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fabula Ultima KS for new editions of books, bestiary, and many shiny things.
Hitting £353k after about an hour and a half!
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Hitting £353k after about an hour and a half!
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For people who are so opposed to and outraged by cancel culture, Trump and MAGA sure were quick to insist on and celebrate Jimmy Kimmel's literal cancellation.
September 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
For people who are so opposed to and outraged by cancel culture, Trump and MAGA sure were quick to insist on and celebrate Jimmy Kimmel's literal cancellation.
Imagine being so caught up in Capitalism that on the eve of being taken up into Heaven you still feel the need to sell your things instead of realizing that all physical goods, including money are now completely pointless.
Even giving it away would be meaningless. Just leave it where it lies.
Even giving it away would be meaningless. Just leave it where it lies.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Imagine being so caught up in Capitalism that on the eve of being taken up into Heaven you still feel the need to sell your things instead of realizing that all physical goods, including money are now completely pointless.
Even giving it away would be meaningless. Just leave it where it lies.
Even giving it away would be meaningless. Just leave it where it lies.