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That weird goth girl that kind of creeps everyone out, but in a fun way. 21🏳️🌈
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
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October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Global warming caused by humans is an observed fact. Yes, science still needs to learn more, but it's no more in overall doubt than the theory of gravity. And it's bad. Willful ignorance, enforced by those who choose to deny science, is an existential threat to our civilization.
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Global warming caused by humans is an observed fact. Yes, science still needs to learn more, but it's no more in overall doubt than the theory of gravity. And it's bad. Willful ignorance, enforced by those who choose to deny science, is an existential threat to our civilization.
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yet another reason for Ireland to be proud of Ayo Edebiri
September 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
yet another reason for Ireland to be proud of Ayo Edebiri
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
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Ima just say this since the subject is up:
Fuck Carlos Luna.
Fuck Carlos Luna.
July 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ima just say this since the subject is up:
Fuck Carlos Luna.
Fuck Carlos Luna.
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I HAVE EXCLUSIVE DICE TO SELL!
That's right, very limited edition 3 Black Halflings - City Of The Black Rose dice will be available at the Roll & Play Press booth today at UKGE!
That's right, very limited edition 3 Black Halflings - City Of The Black Rose dice will be available at the Roll & Play Press booth today at UKGE!
May 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I HAVE EXCLUSIVE DICE TO SELL!
That's right, very limited edition 3 Black Halflings - City Of The Black Rose dice will be available at the Roll & Play Press booth today at UKGE!
That's right, very limited edition 3 Black Halflings - City Of The Black Rose dice will be available at the Roll & Play Press booth today at UKGE!
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With these bathroom rulings, what is preventing men from claiming to be trans men and going into the women’s room.
There is nothing about this that makes sense or protects women you fuckwads.
There is nothing about this that makes sense or protects women you fuckwads.
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
With these bathroom rulings, what is preventing men from claiming to be trans men and going into the women’s room.
There is nothing about this that makes sense or protects women you fuckwads.
There is nothing about this that makes sense or protects women you fuckwads.
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All Day Baby, a Silverlake staple that closed in December, is back on DoorDash offering delicious AI meals, like:
Gem Lettuce: naked lettuce, eaten with a spoon
Gem Lettuce: naked lettuce, eaten with a spoon
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
All Day Baby, a Silverlake staple that closed in December, is back on DoorDash offering delicious AI meals, like:
Gem Lettuce: naked lettuce, eaten with a spoon
Gem Lettuce: naked lettuce, eaten with a spoon
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Justice for Breonna Taylor
Justice for Sonya Massey
Justice for Sandra Bland
Justice for Tamir Rice
Justice for Kalief Browder
Justice for Eric Garner
Justice for George Floyd
Justice for Daunte Wright
Justice for Alexia Christian
Justice for Rayshard Brooks
Say Their Names!!!
Justice for Sonya Massey
Justice for Sandra Bland
Justice for Tamir Rice
Justice for Kalief Browder
Justice for Eric Garner
Justice for George Floyd
Justice for Daunte Wright
Justice for Alexia Christian
Justice for Rayshard Brooks
Say Their Names!!!
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Justice for Breonna Taylor
Justice for Sonya Massey
Justice for Sandra Bland
Justice for Tamir Rice
Justice for Kalief Browder
Justice for Eric Garner
Justice for George Floyd
Justice for Daunte Wright
Justice for Alexia Christian
Justice for Rayshard Brooks
Say Their Names!!!
Justice for Sonya Massey
Justice for Sandra Bland
Justice for Tamir Rice
Justice for Kalief Browder
Justice for Eric Garner
Justice for George Floyd
Justice for Daunte Wright
Justice for Alexia Christian
Justice for Rayshard Brooks
Say Their Names!!!
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MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!
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Turns out oligarch fascists don't appreciate good theater.
deadline.com/2025/02/kenn...
deadline.com/2025/02/kenn...
Kennedy Center Cancels Tour Of Acclaimed Children’s Musical ‘Finn’; Actors’ Equity Calls Decision “Beyond Appalling”
The Kennedy Center, under Donald Trump’s newly announced leadership, has canceled its tour of Finn, an acclaimed Kennedy Center-produced children’s musical about a young shark who, in the words of the...
deadline.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Turns out oligarch fascists don't appreciate good theater.
deadline.com/2025/02/kenn...
deadline.com/2025/02/kenn...
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Just found out my girlfriend matched with Ruby Rose on a dating app three days before meeting me, then after our first date DELETED THE APP so Happy Valentine’s Day to me!!!!???
February 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Just found out my girlfriend matched with Ruby Rose on a dating app three days before meeting me, then after our first date DELETED THE APP so Happy Valentine’s Day to me!!!!???
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
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Wow, I just found this little short I made during lockdown! This is my favourite speech from R & J.
I miss doing Shakespeare!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcU...
I miss doing Shakespeare!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcU...
Romeo (Jasper William Cartwright) | Bard From The Barn S1 E17
YouTube video by Barn Theatre
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Wow, I just found this little short I made during lockdown! This is my favourite speech from R & J.
I miss doing Shakespeare!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcU...
I miss doing Shakespeare!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcU...
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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RIP to the funniest, handsomest lil baby, who was still totally a baby at 15
Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds
We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight
Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds
We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
RIP to the funniest, handsomest lil baby, who was still totally a baby at 15
Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds
We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight
Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds
We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight
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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's apartheid.
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's apartheid.
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You know how Tom from Myspace just sorta…left?
Zuckerberg should take his no-chin, dead-eyed ass and follow in his footsteps.
Man looks like a Meat Canyon extra.
Zuckerberg should take his no-chin, dead-eyed ass and follow in his footsteps.
Man looks like a Meat Canyon extra.
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know how Tom from Myspace just sorta…left?
Zuckerberg should take his no-chin, dead-eyed ass and follow in his footsteps.
Man looks like a Meat Canyon extra.
Zuckerberg should take his no-chin, dead-eyed ass and follow in his footsteps.
Man looks like a Meat Canyon extra.