B. Jub
@bjud.bsky.social
You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad.
The doctor’s advice in “five little monkeys jumping on the bed” is extremely unhelpful.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The doctor’s advice in “five little monkeys jumping on the bed” is extremely unhelpful.
Florence & the Rage Against the Miami Sound Machine
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Florence & the Rage Against the Miami Sound Machine
Just rename the Columbus holiday “Italian Heritage Day,” then you can celebrate a serial human rights violator OR Geno Auriemma
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just rename the Columbus holiday “Italian Heritage Day,” then you can celebrate a serial human rights violator OR Geno Auriemma
Make your Venmo transactions private by default. Venmo trying to act like a social media app is weird as hell.
September 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Make your Venmo transactions private by default. Venmo trying to act like a social media app is weird as hell.
Trump isn’t Putin’s puppet, he’s his fiddle.
August 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump isn’t Putin’s puppet, he’s his fiddle.
On top of everything else, these oligarchs are just so deeply weird
August 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
On top of everything else, these oligarchs are just so deeply weird
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2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
Big week for Chiefs fans, a Super Bowl trip preceded by 45/47’s inauguration.
January 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Big week for Chiefs fans, a Super Bowl trip preceded by 45/47’s inauguration.
I know this isn’t really the point, because no woman should ever be subjected to a disgusting smear campaign such as that Blake Lively has faced. But…who the fuck decides they have the hubris to try to smear and bury Blake Fucking Lively? It’s not like she’s a major star married to another one???
December 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I know this isn’t really the point, because no woman should ever be subjected to a disgusting smear campaign such as that Blake Lively has faced. But…who the fuck decides they have the hubris to try to smear and bury Blake Fucking Lively? It’s not like she’s a major star married to another one???
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“Four Christmases” is a Christmas Movie debate me you cowards
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 AM
“Four Christmases” is a Christmas Movie debate me you cowards
@kentremendous.bsky.social I’ve always wondered if “Everything is fine.” in TGP was in any way a reference to Eraserhead
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
@kentremendous.bsky.social I’ve always wondered if “Everything is fine.” in TGP was in any way a reference to Eraserhead
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ideally, you want the President of the United States, an adjudicated rapist and a convicted felon to be three different people
November 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
ideally, you want the President of the United States, an adjudicated rapist and a convicted felon to be three different people
I’ve got 4 over like 10 months, Rex. Keep up.
I gained roughly 60,000 followers over the past 24-hours on Bluesky. @bsky.app
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I’ve got 4 over like 10 months, Rex. Keep up.