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Brendan Keefe
Born at 317 ppm
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"Whenever one person stands up and says, 'Wait a minute, this is wrong,' it helps other people to do the same."

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bjkeefe.bsky.social
Hypersensitive in more ways than one!
Screenshot of three Bsky messages. 1. Clara Jeffery‬ ‪@clarajeffery.bsky.social‬ The worse behavior in the world is playing videos on your phone without headphones. 2. Me I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. 3. @clarajeffery.bsky.social has blocked you
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Exactly.

Interestingly enough, the tweet has since either been edited or replaced. Note lack of quote marks now, plus a link to the WaPo piece.

x.com/adamjohnsonC...
Tweet from Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI, reading as follows. Washington Post editorial board comes out against releasing the Epstein files, dismisses them as having no public interest (how they know this without seeing them first is a mystery) and praises the lone ‘no’ vote against their release from Clay Higgins. link supplied: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/11/20/jeffrey-epstein-files-trump-justice-department/ timestamp: 8:05 PM · Nov 20, 2025
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
(Non-Nuzzi) Gossip update

Another picture of Usha without her wedding ring.

Trying to get confirmation that Erika has his number blocked.
Screenshot of a text with two pix and two closeups. One pair shows JD Vance in his ugly tuxedo shirt from the dinner with MBS, that does indeed have a stain. The other pair shows Usha Vance at the podium -- I mean, lectern -- with a bare left hand. IDK when this pic was taken. Text above the pix, from @itsmemaudeholly: "Stained shirt, no ring. I called this months ago. They're not together anymore."
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Gotta love that Mamdani refused to do the stupid thumbs-up.
Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump posing in front of a portrait of FDR at the White House. Trump is doing his standard vacuous grin and thumbs up. Mamdani has a small pleasant smile and his hands clasped in front of himself.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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In case anyone missed it, @drfunkyspoon.bsky.social links to a post by Jason Wright (sites.psu.edu/astrowright/...) that debunks Loeb's nonsense. In that post are links to earlier posts by JW doing the same thing. All worth reading, especially in light of this, from one of the earlier ones:
Screenshot of text that reads as follows. Loeb’s work and behavior have been seen as so outrageous in many quarters that it essentially goes unrebutted in popular fora by those who are in the best position to explain what, exactly, is wrong about it. This leaves a vacuum, where the public hears only Loeb’s persuasive and articulate voice, with no obvious public pushback from experts beyond exasperated eye-rolling that feeds right into his hero narrative.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Listen to this idiot babbling. Flop-sweat lying or severe dementia?
President Donald Trump (voiceover): We’re also making incredible strides to make America affordable again. That’s a new word that they’re using. Affordability, they talk. They had the worst inflation in history. They had the highest prices in history. The country was going to hell. The only thing that we’re going up in is our stock market, okay? The only price that we really have. I mean, we’re bringing prices down. But they came up with a new word, affordability. And they look at the... We were all about affordability and everyone assumes that that meant that no, their prices were high.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I wish all articles about Trump used pictures like this, instead of the stupid tiny fist clench or thumb up.

src: newrepublic.com/article/2034... ("Transcript: Trump’s Fury at Prices Goes Wild as Crushing New Polls Hit")

h/t @wonkette.bsky.social Tabs!
www.wonkette.com/p/bastards-o...
Trump giving side eye to someone, possibly the photographer. He looks old, tired, and pissed off.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet from Newsom (@GovPressOffice). He is responding to a fluffing tweet from Steven Cheung: "It’s almost 9:30pm and President Trump is still working in the Oval Office. The man never stops working for the American people! Incredible!" with the text "That’s okay, he took a nap earlier". The picture underneath is one of Trump fallen asleep in his chair during a meeting, his arms have been photoshopped out and replaced with pig legs.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Normally not a fan of violence, but when it's a J6er proudly leading an Islamophobic march ...

h/t @wutangforchildren.bsky.social on Tw
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Let us never forget the hero who broke ground so that others might follow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Todd_mugging_hoax
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Which is fair. BECAUSE I AM STILL TALKING ABOUT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Todd_mugging_hoax
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Does it get better? Well, it gets weirder, at least.
Bitcoin price chart for today, showing steep drop of about 4%, putting it below $90,000. Story headline right below: "Bitcoin Price Headed for $200,000, Says Famed Investor -- Is It Likely?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Huh. And guess what she wrote on that site a year ago.

www.thefp.com/p/democrat-f...
Screenshot of article by Evan Barker titled "I Raised $50 Million for the Democrats. This Week, I Voted for Trump." Posted 9 Nov 2024.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Melania and Little Marco look thrilled to be there.
Cropped section of a photo from the linked NYT article, showing Trump speaking at a lectern, with Melania and Marco Rubio sitting nearby, looking glum.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
How well did this age?
Screenshot of a tweet from Olivia Nuzzi, pitching an article on NYMag. Her words: "Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?" Timestamp: 11:03 AM 19 Jan 2015.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Today's edition of @andertoon.bsky.social

nickanderson.substack.com/p/epstein-fi...
Political cartoon by Nick Anderson. Fearsome waterfall labeled "Epstein Files." In a barrel, near the edge, Trump, with bugged-out eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Homer Simpson lecturing Bart meme. Top panel text: "Why, yes. A massive pedophile sex trafficking ring that involves the rich and powerful *is* a big deal". Bottom panel text: "When it's the Democrats being accused".
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Cropped screenshot from Google results for searching on Wendy Anderson. Drop-down menu headed "People also ask:" First entry: "What happened to Wendy Anderson?" (It turns out it's about another Wendy Anderson, but it's still funny.)
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Anyway, unless I eventually can get to that article and see something completely unexpected, I'm not betting against you here.

I won't write him off until I see this:
Melania, wearing her famous coat with the "I really don't care do u?" slogan, superimposed onto a false image of Trump lying in a coffin.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Perfect!
Screenshot of what I saw when I clicked the link in the OP: "www.politico.com / Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed."
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Did not realize until just now, but the familiar photo of Lindsey Halligan that is used to decorate most articles about her has the delightful aspect of her posing underneath one of Trump's spray-painted styrofoam wall hangings from Home Depot.

Perfect.

src: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Lindsey Halligan in the Oval Office, giving I Are Very Serious Lawyer look. Behind her is one of Trump's chintzy gilt wall hangings.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
Seems quite relevant once again, in light of Beta Pete's military mission names.
Cartoon set in grocery store. Woman pushing cart looks over at guy in foreground, who has his back to the camera, no shoes on, and is holding a trench coat wide open. Woman is saying, "Why, thank you, young man. I'd completely forgotten to get baby carrots."
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. I QUIT.

Below: no longer acting

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David Richardson, then head of FEMA, shows up a week after a disaster, looking like he just recovered from a serious bender.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
I know I can't pick just one.
album cover for Ramones first album (eponymous) Stevie Wonder "Songs in the Key of Life" album cover Steely Dan "The Royal Scam" album cover ZZ Top "Tejas" album cover
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
bjkeefe.bsky.social
I regret that likely no one here will remember the Steven comic strip that ran in an alt-weekly in Providence, RI in the early '80s. But if you do! "The sensitive trees of Norway, glistening, glistening ..."

Also glistening:
Peter Thiel from a talk he was giving about the Antichrist. He may be sweating profusely. Or he may just be very well moisturized. He is, in any case, glistening.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM