BJ Emery
@bjemery.com
Dad of the only and cutest baby that I’ve ever made. Editor. Vinyl. Wood. 3D. Cook.
They said the doctor will be in at 5:15…
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They said the doctor will be in at 5:15…
Happy Halloween! Now I need to figure out what to do with the woefully over engineered mask I made 🥸
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy Halloween! Now I need to figure out what to do with the woefully over engineered mask I made 🥸
Had a lot of extra bananas. Banana bread.
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Had a lot of extra bananas. Banana bread.
Great garage sale find today
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Great garage sale find today
Calm down, you’re at in n out
September 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Calm down, you’re at in n out
Wow, the rare 3peat on this Forbes post. I love getting no further context as I read each successive identical subheading.
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wow, the rare 3peat on this Forbes post. I love getting no further context as I read each successive identical subheading.
My wife was on a plane with an off duty pilot. I absolutely would’ve made an ass out of myself and he would’ve hated the sound of my shrieking voice as I asked him to be my best friend.
September 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My wife was on a plane with an off duty pilot. I absolutely would’ve made an ass out of myself and he would’ve hated the sound of my shrieking voice as I asked him to be my best friend.
Another one on Monday. They’re scared.
August 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Another one on Monday. They’re scared.
Then also a father son drama with Peter Greene and Cillian Murphy
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Then also a father son drama with Peter Greene and Cillian Murphy
This time without doxxing myself… someone really wants trump to get those 5 Texas seats with no pushback.
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This time without doxxing myself… someone really wants trump to get those 5 Texas seats with no pushback.
Bluesky heard me becoming an annoying espresso guy and banished me to Mississippi for half the day.
August 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Bluesky heard me becoming an annoying espresso guy and banished me to Mississippi for half the day.
Peter Frechette is about 40 character actors and Tim Robinson all mixed together. #doppelgängbangers
July 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Peter Frechette is about 40 character actors and Tim Robinson all mixed together. #doppelgängbangers
That time I caught a fresh Seen piece on a U-Haul in Santa Monica, posted it on IG asking if it’s real and Seen somehow found my post and confirmed it. That was a cool day.
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That time I caught a fresh Seen piece on a U-Haul in Santa Monica, posted it on IG asking if it’s real and Seen somehow found my post and confirmed it. That was a cool day.
I now understand hating someone you never met.
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I now understand hating someone you never met.
Addition Edition™️ tonight!
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Addition Edition™️ tonight!
This guy looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This guy looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2
This may be one of the funnier responses back when I mess with scammers.
July 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This may be one of the funnier responses back when I mess with scammers.
Wasn’t it his ban? Is he fighting himself now, is this 1D Checkers with only the red disks that have bite marks on them?
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Wasn’t it his ban? Is he fighting himself now, is this 1D Checkers with only the red disks that have bite marks on them?
Newest two for this Addition Edition™️ they come after 2 water based accidents that remind me how fragile this damn collection is.
July 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Newest two for this Addition Edition™️ they come after 2 water based accidents that remind me how fragile this damn collection is.
Don’t let anyone tell you LA was anything but peaceful and a vibe. Babies everywhere and folks handing out free water and snacks. LAPD is a gang.
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Don’t let anyone tell you LA was anything but peaceful and a vibe. Babies everywhere and folks handing out free water and snacks. LAPD is a gang.