BJ Cobbledick
@bj-cobbledick.bsky.social
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“If you have to shit like a horse, use the 1964 Poopmaster™ toilet in the basement”
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“If you have to shit like a horse, use the 1964 Poopmaster™ toilet in the basement”
It’s Thanksgiving, time to break out the good cool-whip containers for the leftovers
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s Thanksgiving, time to break out the good cool-whip containers for the leftovers
My dick is 100MB
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My dick is 100MB
Reposted by BJ Cobbledick
Show me your Bobs
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Show me your Bobs
Ron Tits from Sawckmeighkoch, New Jersey voted America’s sweatiest mayor
1978, 1979, 1982 and 1989
1978, 1979, 1982 and 1989
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ron Tits from Sawckmeighkoch, New Jersey voted America’s sweatiest mayor
1978, 1979, 1982 and 1989
1978, 1979, 1982 and 1989
“You know I always keep my good nipple in the safe”
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“You know I always keep my good nipple in the safe”
I hate when I close the door of my all new 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix on my IKEA Brännboll bean bag chair sized nutsack!
*This post contains a paid endorsement
*This post contains a paid endorsement
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I hate when I close the door of my all new 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix on my IKEA Brännboll bean bag chair sized nutsack!
*This post contains a paid endorsement
*This post contains a paid endorsement
Fuck them mashed potatoes, no really put your dick in that shit
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fuck them mashed potatoes, no really put your dick in that shit
Shitting out the window and pissing out the window are two different things
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Shitting out the window and pissing out the window are two different things
Having a video of someone poorly making green bean Casserole that I can’t see explained to me like I’m listening to the 1984 thanksgiving dinner championship on the radio
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Having a video of someone poorly making green bean Casserole that I can’t see explained to me like I’m listening to the 1984 thanksgiving dinner championship on the radio
1997 Pontiac Bonerville
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
1997 Pontiac Bonerville
Bring Menards bags with you to Olive Garden and fill them with soup to take home when you order the unlimited soup and breadsticks lunch
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bring Menards bags with you to Olive Garden and fill them with soup to take home when you order the unlimited soup and breadsticks lunch
Why isn’t the lip balm called Working Lips if the hand cream is called Working Hands?
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why isn’t the lip balm called Working Lips if the hand cream is called Working Hands?
Shit your pants
Get sent home from work
Eat Bagel Bites™ for the rest of the day
Shit your pants again
Get sent back to work :(
Get sent home from work
Eat Bagel Bites™ for the rest of the day
Shit your pants again
Get sent back to work :(
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Shit your pants
Get sent home from work
Eat Bagel Bites™ for the rest of the day
Shit your pants again
Get sent back to work :(
Get sent home from work
Eat Bagel Bites™ for the rest of the day
Shit your pants again
Get sent back to work :(
November 10th
Get drunk
Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times
Cry like the midwesterner you are
Be a man
Get drunk
Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times
Cry like the midwesterner you are
Be a man
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 10th
Get drunk
Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times
Cry like the midwesterner you are
Be a man
Get drunk
Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times
Cry like the midwesterner you are
Be a man
Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
Michael Bolton is a no talent ass-clown
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Michael Bolton is a no talent ass-clown
Keep your weiner warm!
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Keep your weiner warm!
Don’t worsh your baby in the torlet!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don’t worsh your baby in the torlet!
What the fuck is books?
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What the fuck is books?
Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦
Giant kosher dill pickles, for that special someone
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Giant kosher dill pickles, for that special someone
"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it"
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it"
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
A Whirlpool brand clothes dryer full of powdered sugar
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A Whirlpool brand clothes dryer full of powdered sugar