BJ Cobbledick
bj-cobbledick.bsky.social
BJ Cobbledick
@bj-cobbledick.bsky.social
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“If you have to shit like a horse, use the 1964 Poopmaster™ toilet in the basement”
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s Thanksgiving, time to break out the good cool-whip containers for the leftovers
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My dick is 100MB
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by BJ Cobbledick
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November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Show me your Bobs
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ron Tits from Sawckmeighkoch, New Jersey voted America’s sweatiest mayor

1978, 1979, 1982 and 1989
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“You know I always keep my good nipple in the safe”
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I hate when I close the door of my all new 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix on my IKEA Brännboll bean bag chair sized nutsack!

*This post contains a paid endorsement
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fuck them mashed potatoes, no really put your dick in that shit
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Shitting out the window and pissing out the window are two different things
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Having a video of someone poorly making green bean Casserole that I can’t see explained to me like I’m listening to the 1984 thanksgiving dinner championship on the radio
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
1997 Pontiac Bonerville
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bring Menards bags with you to Olive Garden and fill them with soup to take home when you order the unlimited soup and breadsticks lunch
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why isn’t the lip balm called Working Lips if the hand cream is called Working Hands?
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Shit your pants

Get sent home from work

Eat Bagel Bites™ for the rest of the day

Shit your pants again

Get sent back to work :(
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 10th

Get drunk

Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times

Cry like the midwesterner you are

Be a man
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Michael Bolton is a no talent ass-clown
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Keep your weiner warm!
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t worsh your baby in the torlet!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What the fuck is books?
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Giant kosher dill pickles, for that special someone
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it"

-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A Whirlpool brand clothes dryer full of powdered sugar
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM