BJ Cobbledick
@bj-cobbledick.bsky.social
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Why isn’t the lip balm called Working Lips if the hand cream is called Working Hands?
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why isn’t the lip balm called Working Lips if the hand cream is called Working Hands?
Keep your weiner warm!
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Keep your weiner warm!
Me reading prize descriptions on The Price is Right:
“For the aunt who denies being a lesbian and only smokes Virginia Slims, The Plymouth breeze! Featuring an AM/FM Stereo, seats that smell like a fart, room for 5, wheel covers and an ashtray full of cigarette butts, it’s the Plymouth Breeze!”
“For the aunt who denies being a lesbian and only smokes Virginia Slims, The Plymouth breeze! Featuring an AM/FM Stereo, seats that smell like a fart, room for 5, wheel covers and an ashtray full of cigarette butts, it’s the Plymouth Breeze!”
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me reading prize descriptions on The Price is Right:
“For the aunt who denies being a lesbian and only smokes Virginia Slims, The Plymouth breeze! Featuring an AM/FM Stereo, seats that smell like a fart, room for 5, wheel covers and an ashtray full of cigarette butts, it’s the Plymouth Breeze!”
“For the aunt who denies being a lesbian and only smokes Virginia Slims, The Plymouth breeze! Featuring an AM/FM Stereo, seats that smell like a fart, room for 5, wheel covers and an ashtray full of cigarette butts, it’s the Plymouth Breeze!”
If this is Milwaukee’s best, I don’t want the worst
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If this is Milwaukee’s best, I don’t want the worst
What if New Jersey was a cat?
Hanna-Barbera: Presenting Top Cat™️
Hanna-Barbera: Presenting Top Cat™️
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What if New Jersey was a cat?
Hanna-Barbera: Presenting Top Cat™️
Hanna-Barbera: Presenting Top Cat™️
October 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM