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Dr. Töntig Rotfuchs
@tontigfox.bsky.social
Fox. Automotive engineer. Beer consumer. Traveller. ❤️ Synth Fox
There needs to be a proper Midwestern Consumer Reports that does following:

-Test grills for winter cookouts (it wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the wind)

-Determine the best ice scraper/snow brush combo.

-Assess casserole dishes by food type AND occasion.

-Tell your folks I says “hi”.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
CAUSE I'M YOUR LADY!

Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs

AND YOU ARE MY MAN!

by the greatest voices of our time

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

in a once in a lifetime collection

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE!

Time-Life music presents: the ultimate love songs collection.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Majestic dork!
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Inside you, there are two foxes.

One is shrieking for no reason.

The other is making noises like the starter from a 1977 Plymouth Arrow.

Do you have a snack chicken to share?
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Despite all the doom and gloom in the news recently, it is my pleasure to share something positive.

For the first time in years, Chicago's own Jan Terri posted a new video!

Enjoy!

youtu.be/J1NHGypezNw?...
Jan Terri - Hot Dog Baby (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jan Terri
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by Dr. Töntig Rotfuchs
Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"
July 24, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Spicy clouds
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Finally. A positive this weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is about where I am right now.

Seriously need to take a break from everything.
October 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dallas, why does your entire city smell faintly like an auto shop?
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"We've replaced this salad bar with a 1983 Chevrolet Celebrity"
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I feel like historians are ignoring Alex Trebek’s hair from the 70’s and I will not tolerate this disrespect.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy Sundsgiving!
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Despite being a gay, my knowledge of the theatre is limited to knowing the phone number to order tickets for the Phantom of the Opera at Toronto’s Pantages Theatre between 1989 and 1999.

youtu.be/YFKfDYCV1rY?...
Phantom of the Opera - Toronto 1992
YouTube video by Betamax King
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“The pitter-patter of little feet. Robit feet.”

-Walter Cronkite, 1967
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“It smells like pork log in here!”

- @synthfox87.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There once was a man from Michigan,
Whose patience had come and went again,
He looked at his screen and let out a scream,
“Why the fuck can’t Microsoft make anything competently decent?”
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m no IT specialist, but I think I could have figured this one out.
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
During the Woodward Dream Cruise, I manage to get only one picture of a vehicle.
August 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today I learned that “tub” is a viable unit of volume for selling a lot of clock radios.
August 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every time I go to the deli counter at Meijer, I’m disappointed the counter isn’t attended by Patti Deutsch. Then the disappointment turns to elation, because deli meats.
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why.
August 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know who put this street sign up, but, it’s Rosewood, sir.
July 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
B!

In all seriousness, in redoing the flower beds, my intent was to have bee and butterfly attractant plants. It seems to be working!
July 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Village Idiot ™
July 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM