Dream denied

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

thanks for this

BREAKING: roboute guilliman has emerged from diane feinstein's office and declared that it is the senator's will that he take the title of imperial regent

i downloaded "goblin tools", an app with a set of tools you can use if you have a fucked up ADHD brain like me, and one of them converts your text to various other vibes, like so

Mid life crisis? Oh darling no, I plan to have a fantastic life crisis!

For my fellow ADHD NDs: generic Vyvanse is now available, if your insurance hassled you about it before.

“Yay for ADHD meds! I’m productive now!”

Three years later

“I feel guilty playing video games, my primary hobby for most of my life, because I could be doing more productive things. However, my meds didn’t entirely curb my impulse buying, so my Steam library just grows and grows.”

FFS

I wrote about a murder in the state where "'woke' goes to die," the people who want to be held innocent of making such things inevitable while insisting we persuade them to stop; about rules of engagement w/supremacists and what it means to find "common ground."

armoxon.substack.com/p/the-finger...

The great ideological shift of the Long Nineties: In the ashes of the Cold War, the New Crusades began. Islamist terror cells, Christofascist Republicans, Hilltop Youth Zionists, the Branch Davidians — across the board, we saw the rise of religious “revivals” where faith demanded combat of some kind

The number of people in pop music who wear Hawaiian shirts and write songs about food just got noticeably smaller.

Seems legit.

Go off, 👑

The Unbearable Moistness of Being