im gonna scream if I see one more well-intentioned person be like AI is bad but I only use it for cover letters/travel itineraries/dumb innocuous thing. It uses SO much WATER!!!! It is bad for the EARTH. Just write that shit yourself you will be FINE. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

One of the biggest wins in my life was when the N95 masks I bought in 2019 to pull up moldy carpet in my new house kept me and my community safe during the worst of Covid.

I bought more a few months ago to protect against bird flu. Look forward to using them for a purpose other than intended again!

New slogan for the Booty Builder hip thrust machine: If you build it, they will cum.

Get it? Because big asses are hot? Anyone?

#fitnesssky

Why is leg day so brutal, while upper body workouts are like “heehee hoohoo I lift the weights”

Also why do all the guys in the weight room always have to talk about their shitty reactionary politics while working out? If they worked harder they wouldn’t be able to talk.

I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.

one thing i am convinced of is that none of these people have ever spent a single moment comfortable in their own skin

I restarted my Animal Crossing island because I needed something peaceful. In 2020, I took release day off work, took my puppy to the vet to get her spay stitches removed, and spent the rest of the day playing, with her at my feet. Five years later, she’s at my feet again for my new island.

I have been following Sam since they posted their Stardew Valley bathhouse art, and I am so glad I was finally able to commission art from them! I am beyond thrilled with the final result, and they were so nice to work with!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t activate the facial recognition on your iPhone when setting it up

Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut, is a modern retelling of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. In this essay I will…

@ one specific guy at my old company. No one at my new company does Teams call and I am here for it.

He wants my cheesecake.

It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives

Oh yeah and this is Aspen. When people ask what kind of dog I have, I tell them to imagine a black Lab, shrink it to 35 lbs, and give it the personality of a cat. She is afraid of trash cans.

Apollo is my beautiful, bastardous son. He is a manipulative schemer, but he is also incredibly stupid so he is rarely successful.

Never been much of a Poster, but maybe I just share pictures of my cats? This is Prince (a girl, named for Wonderwoman). Her evilness level is very high, but she is very little and very cute.