If they’re napping under your car, please start tapping on the hood if/when it gets cold out. Cats sometimes sleep on warm engines, and it doesn’t end well for them.

There is a town in Alaska named Houston.

r/cathelp is also amazing. Similar confusion over nipples. Concern about loafing or sleeping all the time or zoomies or literally any other completely normal cat behavior.

I hope one of those local MILFs is an English teacher…

Omg I forgot to share! This isn’t its permanent spot, but we already had a hook there.

Or acorns

Your art is slowly convincing me to watch Arcane

You could call him Newt…

Long before I even knew wrestling tumblr existed (before your chain match gif set???), my husband showed me a tweet of yours, and I told him “oh she’s gotta be a Tumblr user.”

What would a perfect Riccabone Zone for the Sickos RoH card look like for you?

Just because I’m “available” doesn’t mean I’m Available. Just like…”hey got a sec for a call?” is all I ask.

Prince’s naughtiness level is very high. At this time, I can neither confirm nor deny that she is planning to kidnap Santa.