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Brings to mind this now deleted but classic tweet:
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Brings to mind this now deleted but classic tweet:
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You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better??
January 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better??
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made my lobster ravioli today! happy new year to motherfucking ME
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
made my lobster ravioli today! happy new year to motherfucking ME
i love (hate) being impulsive
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i love (hate) being impulsive
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NEW YORK (AP) — Federal appeals court upholds jury's $5 million award and sexual abuse finding against President-elect Donald Trump.
December 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
NEW YORK (AP) — Federal appeals court upholds jury's $5 million award and sexual abuse finding against President-elect Donald Trump.
priorities man…priorities
December 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
priorities man…priorities
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Add an asterisk next to “also reversible”
B/c although *technically* true, the success rate of reversible vasectomies is less than 30%.
Which is why your urologist will tell you (much like how mine told me when I got my vasectomy) to only get it if you’re ABSOLUTELY sure about not having kids.
B/c although *technically* true, the success rate of reversible vasectomies is less than 30%.
Which is why your urologist will tell you (much like how mine told me when I got my vasectomy) to only get it if you’re ABSOLUTELY sure about not having kids.
There’s absolutely zero pain with a vasectomy and it’s completely out-patient.
Also reversible
Also reversible
December 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Add an asterisk next to “also reversible”
B/c although *technically* true, the success rate of reversible vasectomies is less than 30%.
Which is why your urologist will tell you (much like how mine told me when I got my vasectomy) to only get it if you’re ABSOLUTELY sure about not having kids.
B/c although *technically* true, the success rate of reversible vasectomies is less than 30%.
Which is why your urologist will tell you (much like how mine told me when I got my vasectomy) to only get it if you’re ABSOLUTELY sure about not having kids.
why did I agree to a 8am date. like what am I on???
December 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
why did I agree to a 8am date. like what am I on???
feeling real abundant ✨
December 8, 2024 at 2:47 AM
feeling real abundant ✨
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His face at “im with whatever” always makes my heart smile.
I wonder what he would be doing these days.
RIP Pop
I wonder what he would be doing these days.
RIP Pop
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
His face at “im with whatever” always makes my heart smile.
I wonder what he would be doing these days.
RIP Pop
I wonder what he would be doing these days.
RIP Pop
I’m not the best gift giver, but I love when I actually pull it off and give someone a cute, unexpected gift. i be feeling so proud and sweet 🥰
December 5, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I’m not the best gift giver, but I love when I actually pull it off and give someone a cute, unexpected gift. i be feeling so proud and sweet 🥰
I’ve finally decided on a cute hairstyle for my vacay ✨
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I’ve finally decided on a cute hairstyle for my vacay ✨
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This week a young brother who did one of my summer programs as a teen shared that he is training to be a teacher due to that experience.
That's my win for the week.💪🏾✊🏾
That's my win for the week.💪🏾✊🏾
December 3, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This week a young brother who did one of my summer programs as a teen shared that he is training to be a teacher due to that experience.
That's my win for the week.💪🏾✊🏾
That's my win for the week.💪🏾✊🏾
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RIP Dolph, who would’ve been locked into the news right now.
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
RIP Dolph, who would’ve been locked into the news right now.
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Correct
Friday After Next is a Christmas movie!!
I’m not doing no tussling about it.
I’m not doing no tussling about it.
a man in a security uniform is standing in front of a building with a sign that says chrome .
ALT: a man in a security uniform is standing in front of a building with a sign that says chrome .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Correct
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December 2, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Research shows that 43% of white Harvard admits received preferences through athletics, legacy status, dean's interest lists, or faculty/staff connections, with three-quarters of these students likely to have been rejected without such advantages.
source: www.vox.com/23842764/leg...
source: www.vox.com/23842764/leg...
The Asian penalty in college admissions is still here — even without affirmative action
Legacy and geographic preferences will continue to favor white applicants, a new study finds.
www.vox.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Research shows that 43% of white Harvard admits received preferences through athletics, legacy status, dean's interest lists, or faculty/staff connections, with three-quarters of these students likely to have been rejected without such advantages.
source: www.vox.com/23842764/leg...
source: www.vox.com/23842764/leg...
I’ve been really wanting to stream Blue Streak lately but it’s not streaming any where :(
November 30, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I’ve been really wanting to stream Blue Streak lately but it’s not streaming any where :(
#Cross is a cool show for the most part. Aldis Hodge is perfectly casted. It’s clearly still finding its footing but whew episode 5 was ass
November 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
#Cross is a cool show for the most part. Aldis Hodge is perfectly casted. It’s clearly still finding its footing but whew episode 5 was ass
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But THIS is the one that FURTHER confirms Kendrick is a diabolical...menace 😬
November 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
But THIS is the one that FURTHER confirms Kendrick is a diabolical...menace 😬
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I am low-vision. I also want to participate in your joke. Alt text lets me do that.
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I am low-vision. I also want to participate in your joke. Alt text lets me do that.
just had the most pleasant interaction with my new neighbor. a Black man that just moved in his law firm next door. he saw my plants and we talked about our mutual fondness for gardening ✨
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
just had the most pleasant interaction with my new neighbor. a Black man that just moved in his law firm next door. he saw my plants and we talked about our mutual fondness for gardening ✨