I have this happen too. I have to be really careful with my tea consumption because coffee doesn't do anything to me but tea will make me vibrate through space and time.

I’m applying to jobs but a little bit this job has been such a nightmare I don’t really want to work in archives for a while. Love to be a librarian and research and digital asset management and and and just. Whatever.

we're not animals. we use gender affirming insults (stupid cunt)

I really liked it until the last maybe 2 minutes that felt like it undercut everything before that

To be fair I do this in real life too. Are you hitting on me or trying to get a job out of me?

I feel like taco foot guy and Jeremy Bentham are the only two people who have been ethically sourced for weird shit.

I think about this guy a lot. His foot was going to be amputated anyway, and he made a plaster cast of it and made it into a lamp? I think? And then had a going away party for it by eating it with some friends. Everyone involved knew what it was and where it came from and was fully on board.

Oh yeah it is very necessary, I agree with that. Also fully recognize if you keep every ‘good’ one for yourself you will soon be able to build a house out of them.