Harold Jenson
@biltron.bsky.social
Biologist, fermentation, fungi, poems, dogs. I will sometimes disguise my identity here - especially when I am feeling paranoid.
These times remind me of that song from Sunday school, “He’s got the whole world in his hands” except now it’s the devil. The orange devil.
February 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
These times remind me of that song from Sunday school, “He’s got the whole world in his hands” except now it’s the devil. The orange devil.
Bonobos are to chimpanzees as democrats are to republicans
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bonobos are to chimpanzees as democrats are to republicans
Reposted by Harold Jenson
This Valentine's Day, get them what they really want: campbell's soup boy
February 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This Valentine's Day, get them what they really want: campbell's soup boy
Have you booked your vacation to the Trump Gaza Beach Resort and Golf Club yet?
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Have you booked your vacation to the Trump Gaza Beach Resort and Golf Club yet?
I drink 52lb or 24kg of coffee per year. That’s twice the per capita amount of Finland, the biggest per capita consumer.
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I drink 52lb or 24kg of coffee per year. That’s twice the per capita amount of Finland, the biggest per capita consumer.
Most people call them skeets. I call em bleets.
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Most people call them skeets. I call em bleets.
Reposted by Harold Jenson
This is a beautiful tribute.
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is a beautiful tribute.
No living person in LA has experienced a drought this severe. This is the worst megadrought of the last 1000 years.
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
No living person in LA has experienced a drought this severe. This is the worst megadrought of the last 1000 years.
Megadroughts are a recurring phenomenon in the Southwest including the Los Angeles area. White the current drought in the SWNA is exacerbated by climate change, megadroughts also have occurred in the 9th, 12th, 13th and 16th centuries. We are making it worse with greenhouse gases.
January 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Megadroughts are a recurring phenomenon in the Southwest including the Los Angeles area. White the current drought in the SWNA is exacerbated by climate change, megadroughts also have occurred in the 9th, 12th, 13th and 16th centuries. We are making it worse with greenhouse gases.
The fires in LA are horrific. Climate change is partly to blame. But let’s not overlook that all of these flammable home were built in the chaparral ecosystem. Wildfires are a natural and essential part of this ecosystem. Plants are adapted to fire - some need it for seed germination.
January 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The fires in LA are horrific. Climate change is partly to blame. But let’s not overlook that all of these flammable home were built in the chaparral ecosystem. Wildfires are a natural and essential part of this ecosystem. Plants are adapted to fire - some need it for seed germination.
PMFP, our band, 40 years ago Maximum Rocknroll magazine, March ‘85
January 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
PMFP, our band, 40 years ago Maximum Rocknroll magazine, March ‘85
In 2025 I’m going to start a reality TV series called Alone, but instead of a starvation contest between survivalists, it’s just going to be me avoiding other people, and I’m going to “forget” to record it.
December 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
In 2025 I’m going to start a reality TV series called Alone, but instead of a starvation contest between survivalists, it’s just going to be me avoiding other people, and I’m going to “forget” to record it.
Hi, my name is Pearl.
December 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Hi, my name is Pearl.
Around 40% of Americans believe that god created the earth and everything else between 10,000 to 6,000 years ago. This is despite a large body of astronomical and geological evidence that supports that earth is about 4.5 billion years old.
December 30, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Around 40% of Americans believe that god created the earth and everything else between 10,000 to 6,000 years ago. This is despite a large body of astronomical and geological evidence that supports that earth is about 4.5 billion years old.
Try the burger nugget fingers. Cheesy Junior now with more. Combination value meal. Let’s do it!
December 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Try the burger nugget fingers. Cheesy Junior now with more. Combination value meal. Let’s do it!
Chilling with a monkey in about 1990
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Chilling with a monkey in about 1990
Younger me doing something weird in Japan.
December 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Younger me doing something weird in Japan.
We were expecting snow today but it only rained. So we went ice skating.
December 16, 2024 at 3:41 AM
We were expecting snow today but it only rained. So we went ice skating.
It’s strange how there are too many Christmas songs, and yet too few at the same time. How many times per day can one listen to jingle bells rock before it’s considered a crime against humanity?
December 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
It’s strange how there are too many Christmas songs, and yet too few at the same time. How many times per day can one listen to jingle bells rock before it’s considered a crime against humanity?
Was seriously looking at a house in the Old Southwest neighborhood of Roanoke. Then searched the sex offender registry and found 29 registered offenders living within 1/2 mile of the house. I have an 11yo daughter. It’s a deal breaker.
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Was seriously looking at a house in the Old Southwest neighborhood of Roanoke. Then searched the sex offender registry and found 29 registered offenders living within 1/2 mile of the house. I have an 11yo daughter. It’s a deal breaker.
Got this email from my healthcare provider today. I’m not sure “less is more” is the message they should be going with considering…. “less coverage is more profit”
December 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Got this email from my healthcare provider today. I’m not sure “less is more” is the message they should be going with considering…. “less coverage is more profit”