the omnicause ultimately originates from the assumption that there is an ontologically “correct” world that we have been denied, which leads to the logical inference that some unified thing must be causing all of it, equally, rather than different problems being different

Grab some random white paper, pretend it’s extremely important, over-interpret the results, give the phenomenon a new name, and take it to the public with your own counterintuitive spin. The TED talk/Freakonomics model applied to politics.

if you've never stayed at a guy's "cabin" that is mostly a shed in the woods and then gotten drunk to go shoot guns at a wrecked car next to the shed you haven't lived

"no no you don't understand. we deploy OUR shitposters against THEIR aura farmers. WE farm aura with normies. but secretly our aura farmers all have normie alter egos--yes, like batman--who can actually govern after we reconquer the cathedral. no, the other batman"

Seven Mary Three’s “Cumbersome” was like a Nirvana cover played by hangover diarrhea and heralded modern butt rock.

The Chinese version of this is 狗改不了吃屎, “you can’t teach a dog not to eat shit”