Billy Lowther
@billylowther.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer of one-liners.
Old bloke in training. All opinions represented be subject to caffeine, alcohol or excessive Youtube watching.
Old bloke in training. All opinions represented be subject to caffeine, alcohol or excessive Youtube watching.
Congratulations to whoever played "Last Christmas" by Wham at half time at the Stadium of Light
Not only did you Whamageddon everyone at the match, but also everyone watching it on Sky.
I salute you. You are the Genghis Khan of Whamageddon.
#SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Whamageddon
Not only did you Whamageddon everyone at the match, but also everyone watching it on Sky.
I salute you. You are the Genghis Khan of Whamageddon.
#SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Whamageddon
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Congratulations to whoever played "Last Christmas" by Wham at half time at the Stadium of Light
Not only did you Whamageddon everyone at the match, but also everyone watching it on Sky.
I salute you. You are the Genghis Khan of Whamageddon.
#SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Whamageddon
Not only did you Whamageddon everyone at the match, but also everyone watching it on Sky.
I salute you. You are the Genghis Khan of Whamageddon.
#SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Whamageddon
Just started watching Game of Thrones and learning a great deal about the North/South Divide
November 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Just started watching Game of Thrones and learning a great deal about the North/South Divide
Reposted by Billy Lowther
Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”
Apparently, there's a lot of sewage in the River Thames.
I expect the next Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race to be more of a log flume
#ThamesWater #BoatRace
I expect the next Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race to be more of a log flume
#ThamesWater #BoatRace
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Apparently, there's a lot of sewage in the River Thames.
I expect the next Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race to be more of a log flume
#ThamesWater #BoatRace
I expect the next Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race to be more of a log flume
#ThamesWater #BoatRace
First they came for the Woodbines
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't smoke Woodbines
Then they came for the gruel
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't live in a Victorian workhouse
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't smoke Woodbines
Then they came for the gruel
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't live in a Victorian workhouse
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches!
Popular bread manufacturer Allinson's launched its Great British Sandwich Study to lift the lids on the nation's lunchboxes and reveal their changing tastes for the beloved snack.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
First they came for the Woodbines
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't smoke Woodbines
Then they came for the gruel
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't live in a Victorian workhouse
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't smoke Woodbines
Then they came for the gruel
And I didn't speak out, because I didn't live in a Victorian workhouse
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
A Happy Richard Herring Day to all International Men today
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2024 at 12:04 PM
A Happy Richard Herring Day to all International Men today
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay