Billy Lowther
@billylowther.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer of one-liners.
Old bloke in training. All opinions represented be subject to caffeine, alcohol or excessive Youtube watching.
Old bloke in training. All opinions represented be subject to caffeine, alcohol or excessive Youtube watching.
Then they came for beef dripping on bread
And I didn't speak out, because I aspired to be middle class
Then they came for ham and mustard sandwiches
And I didn't speak out, because the cheap ham they use in shop sandwiches is flavourless, and the cheap mustard they use is like localised napalm...
And I didn't speak out, because I aspired to be middle class
Then they came for ham and mustard sandwiches
And I didn't speak out, because the cheap ham they use in shop sandwiches is flavourless, and the cheap mustard they use is like localised napalm...
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches!
Popular bread manufacturer Allinson's launched its Great British Sandwich Study to lift the lids on the nation's lunchboxes and reveal their changing tastes for the beloved snack.
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November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Then they came for beef dripping on bread
And I didn't speak out, because I aspired to be middle class
Then they came for ham and mustard sandwiches
And I didn't speak out, because the cheap ham they use in shop sandwiches is flavourless, and the cheap mustard they use is like localised napalm...
And I didn't speak out, because I aspired to be middle class
Then they came for ham and mustard sandwiches
And I didn't speak out, because the cheap ham they use in shop sandwiches is flavourless, and the cheap mustard they use is like localised napalm...