Bill Massey
@billmassey.bsky.social
A marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
Literally taking a wrecking ball to our institutions
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Literally taking a wrecking ball to our institutions
¡Hola, me llamo Zendaya! ¿Cómo está usted?
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
¡Hola, me llamo Zendaya! ¿Cómo está usted?
steer that shit right at paul and pauline purple those mfers freaked me out as a kid
October 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
steer that shit right at paul and pauline purple those mfers freaked me out as a kid
well tbh if the Rodney King riots are still going on maybe they do need some help down there
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
well tbh if the Rodney King riots are still going on maybe they do need some help down there
“Good night, and good fuck…ing news!!!”
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Good night, and good fuck…ing news!!!”
Wow, the “No Kings” protests are really having an effect
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wow, the “No Kings” protests are really having an effect
I am tired of earth. These people. These so many songs about rainbows.
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am tired of earth. These people. These so many songs about rainbows.
the teleprompter’s already en route to Alligator Alcatraz
September 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the teleprompter’s already en route to Alligator Alcatraz
exactly what I was about to say
September 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
exactly what I was about to say
holy crap a blade is a ramp isn’t it
September 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
holy crap a blade is a ramp isn’t it
Reminds me of an Elliot throwaway line I still remember… other podcast voice (forget who) mentioned man vs machine was a battle as old as time, and Elliot said “well it would be man vs simple machine… man vs ramp.”
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reminds me of an Elliot throwaway line I still remember… other podcast voice (forget who) mentioned man vs machine was a battle as old as time, and Elliot said “well it would be man vs simple machine… man vs ramp.”
Me: *makes a single small purchase from a website*
The banner and sidebars of every website I visit for the next year: You should buy (thing I already bought)
The banner and sidebars of every website I visit for the next year: You should buy (thing I already bought)
September 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me: *makes a single small purchase from a website*
The banner and sidebars of every website I visit for the next year: You should buy (thing I already bought)
The banner and sidebars of every website I visit for the next year: You should buy (thing I already bought)
I don’t think anyone has ever been underestimated more than that committee underestimated Dee Snider.
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don’t think anyone has ever been underestimated more than that committee underestimated Dee Snider.
I at least give her credit for explicitly admitting she’s not doing any research to back up her own statements.
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I at least give her credit for explicitly admitting she’s not doing any research to back up her own statements.
wait what fawn hall worked at book soup?!?
September 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
wait what fawn hall worked at book soup?!?
well they at least abandoned it in spirit by shutting out Kaepernick
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
well they at least abandoned it in spirit by shutting out Kaepernick
His brief appearances in Dead Again almost steal the movie
September 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
His brief appearances in Dead Again almost steal the movie
The latest South Park is full of Fantasy Island references, I had to pause it and explain the show to my 18 year old. And with each detail I described the more it dawned on me how completely bonkers Fantasy Island truly was.
August 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The latest South Park is full of Fantasy Island references, I had to pause it and explain the show to my 18 year old. And with each detail I described the more it dawned on me how completely bonkers Fantasy Island truly was.
It’s gone steadily downhill since 1978
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s gone steadily downhill since 1978
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
although if they’re cranking out hundreds of pounds of poop they may not have the intestinal fortitude to hold back until they reach the Palladium or whatnot
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
although if they’re cranking out hundreds of pounds of poop they may not have the intestinal fortitude to hold back until they reach the Palladium or whatnot
what the f does that band and crew eat to generate EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS
August 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
what the f does that band and crew eat to generate EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS