Bill Massey
@billmassey.bsky.social
A marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
It’s gone steadily downhill since 1978
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s gone steadily downhill since 1978
“A President on the roof! Sounds crazy, no?”
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“A President on the roof! Sounds crazy, no?”
I googled if there was ever a horror movie about a vampire pope, and instead learned about a “Conclave” subplot I totally missed.
May 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I googled if there was ever a horror movie about a vampire pope, and instead learned about a “Conclave” subplot I totally missed.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The average American has three friends.
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
Although the JFK portrait looming over him would have looked perfect IMHO
February 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Although the JFK portrait looming over him would have looked perfect IMHO
Last shot of the finale
October 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Last shot of the finale
I was ordered by the George W. Bush White House to quiet down.
August 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I was ordered by the George W. Bush White House to quiet down.
Rotate it 90 degrees and it looks like an anime still of said gremlin leaping into battle
August 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Rotate it 90 degrees and it looks like an anime still of said gremlin leaping into battle
My dad and I bought a used one when I was a kid to build THIS:
May 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
My dad and I bought a used one when I was a kid to build THIS:
Reporter and proud Irishman John Stanton live tweeted his dinner w these at the other place:
May 11, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Reporter and proud Irishman John Stanton live tweeted his dinner w these at the other place:
Which actor's expression will stay with you forever?
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
May 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Which actor's expression will stay with you forever?
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
(I have two, same scene, same shot)