Bill Massey
@billmassey.bsky.social
A marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
Like me, did anyone else grow up reading Fantastic Four, Spider-man, Hulk, Daredevil et al and thought, “if radiation can do all this cool shit, why are we so afraid of it?”
June 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Like me, did anyone else grow up reading Fantastic Four, Spider-man, Hulk, Daredevil et al and thought, “if radiation can do all this cool shit, why are we so afraid of it?”
How have I never heard of this before this is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How have I never heard of this before this is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
I googled if there was ever a horror movie about a vampire pope, and instead learned about a “Conclave” subplot I totally missed.
May 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I googled if there was ever a horror movie about a vampire pope, and instead learned about a “Conclave” subplot I totally missed.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The average American has three friends.
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
(that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)
I just deactivated my Twitter accounts once and for all and it feels soooooooooo good
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just deactivated my Twitter accounts once and for all and it feels soooooooooo good
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
Caligula
Malcolm McDowell
Caligula
Malcolm McDowell
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
Flash Gordon
Max Von Sydow
Flash Gordon
Max Von Sydow
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
The Hobbit
Martin Freeman
The Hobbit
Martin Freeman
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
Caligula
Malcolm McDowell
Caligula
Malcolm McDowell
I was ordered by the George W. Bush White House to quiet down.
August 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I was ordered by the George W. Bush White House to quiet down.
Kamala should be introduced by Jimmy Carter doing Hulk Hogan’s speech from the RNC
August 22, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Kamala should be introduced by Jimmy Carter doing Hulk Hogan’s speech from the RNC
At any moment the contents of my house is approximately 60% charger cables and they’re all the wrong kinds of cable
August 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
At any moment the contents of my house is approximately 60% charger cables and they’re all the wrong kinds of cable
I am late to the party and just discovered what skibidi toilet is and now I am very upset I came to this party
June 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I am late to the party and just discovered what skibidi toilet is and now I am very upset I came to this party
Which actor's expression will stay with you forever?
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
May 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Which actor's expression will stay with you forever?
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
(I have two, same scene, same shot)
This Mother’s Day, give the gift that says, “mom, please make me three different sized things for dinner.”
April 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This Mother’s Day, give the gift that says, “mom, please make me three different sized things for dinner.”
We don’t hear about Supermoons any more. Is the era of the Supermoon over? Asking for a friend (the regular ol’ moon).
April 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
We don’t hear about Supermoons any more. Is the era of the Supermoon over? Asking for a friend (the regular ol’ moon).
Why was it The Dancing Itos and not Interpretive Lance
April 12, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Why was it The Dancing Itos and not Interpretive Lance
RIP OJ Simpson, who died faceplanting on a concrete sidewalk while trying to leap over a pile of luggage to get to his rental car.
April 11, 2024 at 3:28 PM
RIP OJ Simpson, who died faceplanting on a concrete sidewalk while trying to leap over a pile of luggage to get to his rental car.
Does this Tuesday make me look fat?
February 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Does this Tuesday make me look fat?
Reposted by Bill Massey
The steam boat train crossing the pier at Dun Laoghaire, Dublin on Christmas Day, 1959. The National Library of Ireland. No known copyright restrictions.
#SteamTrain #DunLaoghaire #Dublin #Ireland #20thCentury #History
#SteamTrain #DunLaoghaire #Dublin #Ireland #20thCentury #History
February 7, 2024 at 11:36 AM
The steam boat train crossing the pier at Dun Laoghaire, Dublin on Christmas Day, 1959. The National Library of Ireland. No known copyright restrictions.
#SteamTrain #DunLaoghaire #Dublin #Ireland #20thCentury #History
#SteamTrain #DunLaoghaire #Dublin #Ireland #20thCentury #History
Welcome everyone to BluesGuy!
February 6, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Welcome everyone to BluesGuy!
Not entirely sure why this came to mind this morning, but this remains the best political spectrum
February 1, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by Bill Massey
The boys and I figured we’d ask ChatGPT to help us solve a clue from the Times crossword.
January 9, 2024 at 11:57 PM
The boys and I figured we’d ask ChatGPT to help us solve a clue from the Times crossword.
There are literally no words to adequately describe how excited I was to see this movie.
December 29, 2023 at 6:06 PM
There are literally no words to adequately describe how excited I was to see this movie.
If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
December 26, 2023 at 4:37 AM
If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?