Plastic Santa Duck
@billionhighways.bsky.social
Just a quiet lil duck paddling around over here out of everyone’s way
Also how disingenuous to claim you don’t want to profit while clearly attempting to do exactly that
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Also how disingenuous to claim you don’t want to profit while clearly attempting to do exactly that
It was inevitable, he’s a trust fund baby
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It was inevitable, he’s a trust fund baby
It’s wild how luxurious that feels right now
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It’s wild how luxurious that feels right now
These are so cute!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
These are so cute!!
Love the focus on this!
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Love the focus on this!
I got caught shoplifting there when I was a teenager but not before I made it very profitable
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I got caught shoplifting there when I was a teenager but not before I made it very profitable
What a waste of 3000 calories
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What a waste of 3000 calories
Someone once said to me, “You’re the only person I know who puts Joni Mitchell on party playlists.” It was either this or The Last Time I Saw Richard, lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Someone once said to me, “You’re the only person I know who puts Joni Mitchell on party playlists.” It was either this or The Last Time I Saw Richard, lol
Right??? It seemed funny when I was a kid, now it’s 🤢
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Right??? It seemed funny when I was a kid, now it’s 🤢
Wow I had no idea he was still alive
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow I had no idea he was still alive
I always assumed hoarding was, like, boxes and paper stacked everywhere, but recently learned through unpleasant experience that it’s trash. Sooooo much trash :(
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I always assumed hoarding was, like, boxes and paper stacked everywhere, but recently learned through unpleasant experience that it’s trash. Sooooo much trash :(
They should shift the whole thing up 5 years, anyone born after 1975 was too young for Riot Grrl etc
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They should shift the whole thing up 5 years, anyone born after 1975 was too young for Riot Grrl etc
I would have gone with predictably
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I would have gone with predictably
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Strong floors, high gallows
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Strong floors, high gallows
Like imagine trying to chant that
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Like imagine trying to chant that
I think it’s the most horrifying of all his books. He usually gives his characters a semi-happy ending. And the disinterment scene is truly the most chilling thing I’ve ever read 😱
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think it’s the most horrifying of all his books. He usually gives his characters a semi-happy ending. And the disinterment scene is truly the most chilling thing I’ve ever read 😱
Right??? I gotta admit I was a little disappointed when he showed up. Let the poor guy rest already
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Right??? I gotta admit I was a little disappointed when he showed up. Let the poor guy rest already
Kasuga was such a breath of fresh air
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Kasuga was such a breath of fresh air
Is there a way to see my current subscription? I don’t know if it expired
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is there a way to see my current subscription? I don’t know if it expired