Plastic Santa Duck
@billionhighways.bsky.social
Just a quiet lil duck paddling around over here out of everyone’s way
I tried a membership with Thrive Market last year. The box arrived with 2 broken bottles of soy sauce and tuna fish cans that had opened under the weight of the other groceries, so I never ordered again. I went to cancel today and of course there wasn’t a way to do that, so this happened instead
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I tried a membership with Thrive Market last year. The box arrived with 2 broken bottles of soy sauce and tuna fish cans that had opened under the weight of the other groceries, so I never ordered again. I went to cancel today and of course there wasn’t a way to do that, so this happened instead
Jfc. Additionally what is going on in your ads
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Jfc. Additionally what is going on in your ads
Kate this is so good I just added it to my inspo board
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Kate this is so good I just added it to my inspo board
I’m so pleased that we’re reclaiming frogs from the fash
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m so pleased that we’re reclaiming frogs from the fash
The Arizona Republic is so embarrassing
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Arizona Republic is so embarrassing
I found it!!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I found it!!!
Is it the perpetual misery of a single child
August 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Is it the perpetual misery of a single child
Unemployed stoic muppet potato
August 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Unemployed stoic muppet potato
I was searching for a Creole restaurant in my neighborhood and Gemini helpfully offered Mexican, generic American, and Italian
July 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I was searching for a Creole restaurant in my neighborhood and Gemini helpfully offered Mexican, generic American, and Italian
Marisa can I share this one I’ve been sitting on? It hurt my feelings bc I am from CA (rude!) but also that passenger sticker!!!
July 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Marisa can I share this one I’ve been sitting on? It hurt my feelings bc I am from CA (rude!) but also that passenger sticker!!!
I suspect this is a scammer
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I suspect this is a scammer
Oh no it’s true
July 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh no it’s true
There are these beautiful red birds in the park by my house and I found out they’re vermillion flycatchers!
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There are these beautiful red birds in the park by my house and I found out they’re vermillion flycatchers!
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Had a meeting at the AZ capitol today and saw the tail end of a big march!
March 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Had a meeting at the AZ capitol today and saw the tail end of a big march!
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
Omg 😍
Also Frankie says hi
Also Frankie says hi
February 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Omg 😍
Also Frankie says hi
Also Frankie says hi
👏👏👏👏👏
Saw this one in Bisbee:
Saw this one in Bisbee:
February 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
👏👏👏👏👏
Saw this one in Bisbee:
Saw this one in Bisbee:
Oooh ooh now I want to try
Oh it says I was a nerd
Oh it says I was a nerd
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Oooh ooh now I want to try
Oh it says I was a nerd
Oh it says I was a nerd