St Ratsong
@bigstinky.bsky.social
Nary a Ghoul 'nor Gobolin
Based in Ratsong, Arizona
Based in Ratsong, Arizona
A short story about the infamous Wisconsin TimeCube™.
open.substack.com/pub/ratsong/...
#shortstory #flashfiction #time #cube #wisconsin #timetravel #sciencefiction
open.substack.com/pub/ratsong/...
#shortstory #flashfiction #time #cube #wisconsin #timetravel #sciencefiction
The Problem with the TimeCube™
Alexa Short’s childhood home was in a state of infinite disrepair.
open.substack.com
June 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A short story about the infamous Wisconsin TimeCube™.
open.substack.com/pub/ratsong/...
#shortstory #flashfiction #time #cube #wisconsin #timetravel #sciencefiction
open.substack.com/pub/ratsong/...
#shortstory #flashfiction #time #cube #wisconsin #timetravel #sciencefiction
A short story about a gay pirate.
ratsong.substack.com/p/going-both...
#pirate #gay #shortstory #lgbt #water
ratsong.substack.com/p/going-both...
#pirate #gay #shortstory #lgbt #water
Going Both Waves
doodles and rambles
ratsong.substack.com
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A short story about a gay pirate.
ratsong.substack.com/p/going-both...
#pirate #gay #shortstory #lgbt #water
ratsong.substack.com/p/going-both...
#pirate #gay #shortstory #lgbt #water
Reposted by St Ratsong
Reposted by St Ratsong
To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.
June 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
June 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this internet thing is crazy! google, show me the true name of the Earth. google, show me Reuchlin's diagram. google , tell me, google, what's up man?
May 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
this internet thing is crazy! google, show me the true name of the Earth. google, show me Reuchlin's diagram. google , tell me, google, what's up man?
i sit at grocery store cafe areas to eat my grocery store food and watch you as you walk by. i don't have a license, i don't drive. no car to my name. i raw dog this life in boots that are held together with spite and spit. i eat my chicken nuggets alone, with ranch on the side. #poem #poetry #yummy
May 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i sit at grocery store cafe areas to eat my grocery store food and watch you as you walk by. i don't have a license, i don't drive. no car to my name. i raw dog this life in boots that are held together with spite and spit. i eat my chicken nuggets alone, with ranch on the side. #poem #poetry #yummy
This summer.. get rready for... A WEREWOLF WITH A SHOTGUN PENIS.
one werewolf...
one shot gun penis....
he's horny.. for crime.
he penis is a shotgun, when he shoots the shotgun (penis) it like he cum (penis)
he
crime
wwerewolf.
#movies #movieposter #werewolf #werewolves #shotgun #penis
one werewolf...
one shot gun penis....
he's horny.. for crime.
he penis is a shotgun, when he shoots the shotgun (penis) it like he cum (penis)
he
crime
wwerewolf.
#movies #movieposter #werewolf #werewolves #shotgun #penis
May 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This summer.. get rready for... A WEREWOLF WITH A SHOTGUN PENIS.
one werewolf...
one shot gun penis....
he's horny.. for crime.
he penis is a shotgun, when he shoots the shotgun (penis) it like he cum (penis)
he
crime
wwerewolf.
#movies #movieposter #werewolf #werewolves #shotgun #penis
one werewolf...
one shot gun penis....
he's horny.. for crime.
he penis is a shotgun, when he shoots the shotgun (penis) it like he cum (penis)
he
crime
wwerewolf.
#movies #movieposter #werewolf #werewolves #shotgun #penis
May 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by St Ratsong
it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen
why my tongue taste like that?
that ASS.
that ASS.
May 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
why my tongue taste like that?
that ASS.
that ASS.
Nasdaq? More like badsdaq. When my wife left she changed the combination on my safe that has my social security card in it and she won’t tell me what it is until I admit I’m gay and like dudes + guys + men
April 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nasdaq? More like badsdaq. When my wife left she changed the combination on my safe that has my social security card in it and she won’t tell me what it is until I admit I’m gay and like dudes + guys + men
if i had the time and money and like wasnt the animal that i am i would totally be a lawn maintenance garden guy frfr
April 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
if i had the time and money and like wasnt the animal that i am i would totally be a lawn maintenance garden guy frfr
wearing a top hat with no gloves today... feeling naughty naughty.
February 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wearing a top hat with no gloves today... feeling naughty naughty.
Good fucking Eveing to my enemies and haters alike . I hope you f*ucking d*ie. #love #loveislove
February 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Good fucking Eveing to my enemies and haters alike . I hope you f*ucking d*ie. #love #loveislove
The Arizona Hubcaps are
HUGE this season:..
HUGE this season:..
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Arizona Hubcaps are
HUGE this season:..
HUGE this season:..
been reading this " #news " thing. anyone heard of " this " ? ? they tell you things you dont know and put rocks in your pockets to help you sink better
January 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
been reading this " #news " thing. anyone heard of " this " ? ? they tell you things you dont know and put rocks in your pockets to help you sink better
I’m steve Buscemi if he lived in The Wires
December 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I’m steve Buscemi if he lived in The Wires
December 2, 2024 at 3:48 AM
applications for the post-modern lit hate club now open apply down below ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 AM
applications for the post-modern lit hate club now open apply down below ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓