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Big Uncle Satan
@bigsatan.bsky.social
Woke Lord of the Pit
I am being pilloried and burned in effigy simply for providing Fun For The Whole Family on the blue bird app
February 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
what is this lib ass bullshit
February 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It is frankly insane, decadent and perverted that you get locked out of a website despite knowing both your user name and your password. THOSE ARE THE TWO THINGS!
February 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
sex worker I hardly know her
February 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
unless I get my x account back I am going to become an Epic Jeff Guy don't test me people I ain't bluffing
February 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I swear if the choice ends up between staying on here or making a third mfing twitter account I may just take up haberdashery or smth
February 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
please President Putin my country yearns for liberation
Europe can’t rely on the strength of the transatlantic relationship to help contain Russia’s threat – it must lead from the front and be the true force of support that Ukraine needs. Not just for Ukraine’s sake, but for a free and sovereign Europe.
On Ukraine, Europe must step into the void | Virgin
www.virgin.com
February 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
kill the Stalin in your head (so he can transmogrify first into Bizarro Stalin and then Safer Stalin)
February 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
pejoratively this feels like the sort of website where you could post "ACAB includes the law of gravity 🤓" and get fifty billion faves
February 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*God after Heaven got hella boring voice*
Seconded. I miss Satan and hope he's doing well.
February 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
tfw you can finally stop working for the United $nakes of Amerikkka because you just got offered a paid internship at the Cygnet Committee
February 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
tfw when you scan as husky even though you're morbidly obese
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
posting on here in a way is even more freeing than being a lowbie on X. Literally typing into the utter void. i am the Empty Man.
February 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
not that it matters but the vid purporting to show Trump having a senior moment and "failing to swear in Tulsi Gabbard" appears to be hella fake. All these people deserve to be shot anyway not sure how participating in hecking lib propaganda helps that along
February 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
we have to destroy a lot of people, places and things
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was told since Elon cut the X staff random shit like people being locked outta their accounts barely gets handled any more so I just spam replied "help!!!!!" to the auto email I got over and over until they responded. Fingers crossed I won't have to post on here for too much longer
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
you threaten to assassinate Elon Musk with a harpoon gun ONE TIME
February 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
none of the shit I like is on here other than (some of) the mufos. Where is donkey account? Where is marble statue account that is secretly not a based racist but actually just an art scholar? where is guy who only reposts anime babes?
February 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this is a simultaneously upsetting and boring app
February 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Big Uncle Satan
No! No!!!
February 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
since locked out of my X account and since being woke is now considered the new punk, may start posting on here instead/until Elon's goons gimme my manatee account back
February 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
dunno if any twitter moots are also using this side but protonmail deleted the burner account I used to register my x account so looks like I'll never be able to log back in as @theythematee on the everything app. Might post here from now on, or not, I guess well see
February 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hate how schmaltzy and nostalgic popular culture in the West has become. It's trad shit on the right and Ted Lasso ass hopecore on the liberal left. Where are the futurist fascists and insane commie visionaries ready to butcher the old world and midwife a glorious new future?
December 3, 2023 at 2:14 AM
I'm gampsing on the pleen. I'm getting monked with it
December 2, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Yes I have watched this seventeen times yes I have correctly slotted it into my ERB catalogue rankings.
December 2, 2023 at 6:51 PM