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Parity Account. Free advice. Chairman of the water board. Pee 1. Jake RT’d me. Norm gave me a car.... I will reskeet your water skeets. #MacDavis
Pinned
Cuss one time and I will follow Clark
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Take me back to when invisible IDs were still allowed
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Take me back to when invisible IDs were still allowed
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“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Democrats "Yay he called us good men"
Democrats "Yay he called us good men"
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Democrats "Yay he called us good men"
Democrats "Yay he called us good men"
So it’s the Budapest Memorandum again. Why would they trust anyone after the world already tricked them twice?
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
So it’s the Budapest Memorandum again. Why would they trust anyone after the world already tricked them twice?
Higgins will eventually learn where his feet are
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Higgins will eventually learn where his feet are
I think if I ranked all 32 teams by their best uniform, the Texans would be dead last.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think if I ranked all 32 teams by their best uniform, the Texans would be dead last.
The fact that the Texans don’t even have any good uniforms somehow makes these ridiculous things less offensive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The fact that the Texans don’t even have any good uniforms somehow makes these ridiculous things less offensive.
Reese’s has jumped the shark
Have you ever seen the granulate shellback crab? Unlike hermit crabs—which hide inside their chosen shells—this unusual-looking crustacean uses its posterior legs to hold a shell onto its back, protecting it from foes.
Photo: Austin Smith, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Austin Smith, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reese’s has jumped the shark
Trump wants to murder people that don’t follow him
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump wants to murder people that don’t follow him
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Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
How can an aggressor invading army make concessions? They call giving Putin 90% of what he wants “concessions”. Rubio can fuck right off
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says Washington is drafting a list of ideas to halt Russia’s war, adding that any durable peace will require “difficult but necessary concessions from both sides.” Another sign the administration is trying to shape a deal that Kyiv will find hard to accept.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How can an aggressor invading army make concessions? They call giving Putin 90% of what he wants “concessions”. Rubio can fuck right off
I’ve been waiting all day for Thursday night 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I’ve been waiting all day for Thursday night 🎶
I think most people would vote for the zombie former presidents over Trump
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I think most people would vote for the zombie former presidents over Trump
He fawns over dictators and despots and treats Americans and allies with contempt. He’s the biggest piece of shit in our lifetime.
President Donald Trump announced that he plans to host New York City mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani Friday in the Oval Office, the first face-to-face meeting for the two politicians since Mamdani was elected earlier this month. https://cnn.it/44lcvNv
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
He fawns over dictators and despots and treats Americans and allies with contempt. He’s the biggest piece of shit in our lifetime.
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"In an extraordinary moment in front of the press, Trump criticised the murdered columnist, whom he said “many people didn’t like” and denied US intelligence agencies’ conclusion that his murder was orchestrated by the crown prince," writes the Guardian's global affairs correspondent Andrew Roth.
Trump and Mr Bone Saw stage love-in as Saudi’s $1tn wipes the bloody slate clean
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"In an extraordinary moment in front of the press, Trump criticised the murdered columnist, whom he said “many people didn’t like” and denied US intelligence agencies’ conclusion that his murder was orchestrated by the crown prince," writes the Guardian's global affairs correspondent Andrew Roth.
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
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I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
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Trump when he’s around murderers, rapists, child rapists, fraudsters, dictators, and oligarchs.
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump when he’s around murderers, rapists, child rapists, fraudsters, dictators, and oligarchs.
They could have just released the files. It shouldn’t have taken a bill to get passed. Now let’s see if they try to destroy evidence.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They could have just released the files. It shouldn’t have taken a bill to get passed. Now let’s see if they try to destroy evidence.
I was pretty damn close. Follow me for more sports predictions.
Cowboys 29
Raiders 16
Raiders 16
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was pretty damn close. Follow me for more sports predictions.
Que up the out of touch tweet….
I just learned Nuzzi and Lizzy bee bop pickled RFK Sports Center Kmart Matrix
I just learned Nuzzi and Lizzy bee bop pickled RFK Sports Center Kmart Matrix
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Que up the out of touch tweet….
I just learned Nuzzi and Lizzy bee bop pickled RFK Sports Center Kmart Matrix
I just learned Nuzzi and Lizzy bee bop pickled RFK Sports Center Kmart Matrix
“Likely” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Likely” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
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