Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
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I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
for emergency use only
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
for emergency use only
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
okay the new lighting was worth it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
okay the new lighting was worth it
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
Online shopping is such a scam. Bought a mirror that was advertised as being door-mountable and, after two weeks, it finally arrived and I learned that *naturally* it is not.
i just wanna take better thirst traps
i just wanna take better thirst traps
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Online shopping is such a scam. Bought a mirror that was advertised as being door-mountable and, after two weeks, it finally arrived and I learned that *naturally* it is not.
i just wanna take better thirst traps
i just wanna take better thirst traps
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
getting kinda good at this grind
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
getting kinda good at this grind
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
Random men in the locker room should compliment my “amazing biceps” more often
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Random men in the locker room should compliment my “amazing biceps” more often
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
the only sane woman in the room
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the only sane woman in the room
oh hey the dude who attempted a genocide five years ago just crashed the party. sure, let's get more hors d'ouerves
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
oh hey the dude who attempted a genocide five years ago just crashed the party. sure, let's get more hors d'ouerves
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
who has time for social media when there are parisian pokémon to catch
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
who has time for social media when there are parisian pokémon to catch
Reposting something I said elsewhere bc as a biochemist, I probably shouldn't be *too* flippant about the lead in protein powder thing.
Lead is insanely toxic; there's no known safe level of lead exposure.
The ethylmercury in a vaccine is rapidly flushed from your body. That isn't the case with lead. It instead bioaccumlates.
I'm still gonna drink my protein shake because life involves risk, but this *is* a real problem.
The ethylmercury in a vaccine is rapidly flushed from your body. That isn't the case with lead. It instead bioaccumlates.
I'm still gonna drink my protein shake because life involves risk, but this *is* a real problem.
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposting something I said elsewhere bc as a biochemist, I probably shouldn't be *too* flippant about the lead in protein powder thing.
Time for my daily lead supplement
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Time for my daily lead supplement
Listen, I get that longer rests between sets improves hypertrophy, but if you’re using the *only* Smith machine in a crowded gym, maybe you don’t *need* 5+-minute rests.
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Listen, I get that longer rests between sets improves hypertrophy, but if you’re using the *only* Smith machine in a crowded gym, maybe you don’t *need* 5+-minute rests.