Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
2016 → 2026
Congratulations! Your TWINK evolved into HUNK!
Featuring rare cock reveal.
Congratulations! Your TWINK evolved into HUNK!
Featuring rare cock reveal.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
2016 → 2026
Congratulations! Your TWINK evolved into HUNK!
Featuring rare cock reveal.
Congratulations! Your TWINK evolved into HUNK!
Featuring rare cock reveal.
Please adore the baby flamingo.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Please adore the baby flamingo.
I likely don't need to justify this to my followers, but I think it's worth making plain today.
I'm fairly active in left-leaning organizations, and use social media as an escape. That's why I only occasionally post political content, even at the worst of times.
Today is the worst of times.
I'm fairly active in left-leaning organizations, and use social media as an escape. That's why I only occasionally post political content, even at the worst of times.
Today is the worst of times.
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I likely don't need to justify this to my followers, but I think it's worth making plain today.
I'm fairly active in left-leaning organizations, and use social media as an escape. That's why I only occasionally post political content, even at the worst of times.
Today is the worst of times.
I'm fairly active in left-leaning organizations, and use social media as an escape. That's why I only occasionally post political content, even at the worst of times.
Today is the worst of times.
Help I'm running out of things to say when I post locker room thirst traps.
January 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Help I'm running out of things to say when I post locker room thirst traps.
Just did on an on-demand job interview where I record answers to questions and it was an unpleasant reminder that I still have a goddammed verbal tic that I do *not* hear until I listen to a recording, and *I hate it so much*.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Just did on an on-demand job interview where I record answers to questions and it was an unpleasant reminder that I still have a goddammed verbal tic that I do *not* hear until I listen to a recording, and *I hate it so much*.
Globally, 2026 has been a shitshow thus far, but on the other hand I successfully turned a top into a bottom so I'd say it's going pretty well on a personal level.
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Globally, 2026 has been a shitshow thus far, but on the other hand I successfully turned a top into a bottom so I'd say it's going pretty well on a personal level.
I'll end up doing this every time it pops up on my feed.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I'll end up doing this every time it pops up on my feed.
Reposted by Michael
Idk man like… gaysky is pretty great. Sorry the straights are having such a bad time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Idk man like… gaysky is pretty great. Sorry the straights are having such a bad time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reposted by Michael
Gichi-Manidoo-Giizis (Great Spirit Moon) is one of the #Ojibwe words for January. The quiet of the winter months gives us time to reflect, share stories and set our intentions for the coming year. #LittleShell #Anishinaabemowin
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Gichi-Manidoo-Giizis (Great Spirit Moon) is one of the #Ojibwe words for January. The quiet of the winter months gives us time to reflect, share stories and set our intentions for the coming year. #LittleShell #Anishinaabemowin
It's a good thing I like my body (enough) bc I accidentally packed a slutty crop top instead of a tank top in my gym bag
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
It's a good thing I like my body (enough) bc I accidentally packed a slutty crop top instead of a tank top in my gym bag
I need better pans. I cook too much to deal with the shitty cookware on hand.
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I need better pans. I cook too much to deal with the shitty cookware on hand.
Okay FINE I'll start a Letterboxd.
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Okay FINE I'll start a Letterboxd.
On IG I captioned this with “I love picking heavy things up” and within minutes two different faggots told me I should pick them up instead.
I mean. Gladly.
I mean. Gladly.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
On IG I captioned this with “I love picking heavy things up” and within minutes two different faggots told me I should pick them up instead.
I mean. Gladly.
I mean. Gladly.
Reposted by Michael
Just once I'd like to wake up to people freaking out for good reasons
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Just once I'd like to wake up to people freaking out for good reasons
Okay so confession. This is my first serious attempt at a lean bulk and I underestimated how hard it is to consume 3500 calories *every day*.
Currently committing a gay cardinal sin and drinking beer because its 10:00 p.m. and I still have 1000 calories to go.
Currently committing a gay cardinal sin and drinking beer because its 10:00 p.m. and I still have 1000 calories to go.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Okay so confession. This is my first serious attempt at a lean bulk and I underestimated how hard it is to consume 3500 calories *every day*.
Currently committing a gay cardinal sin and drinking beer because its 10:00 p.m. and I still have 1000 calories to go.
Currently committing a gay cardinal sin and drinking beer because its 10:00 p.m. and I still have 1000 calories to go.
Was *not* expecting the clever Grindr joke during the Taskmaster New Year Treat.
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Was *not* expecting the clever Grindr joke during the Taskmaster New Year Treat.
Adding 10+ pounds of muscle to this in 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Adding 10+ pounds of muscle to this in 2026.
Love how frequently I find myself thinking, "Hey, I know that locker room," as I peruse the feed.
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Love how frequently I find myself thinking, "Hey, I know that locker room," as I peruse the feed.
Unsurprisingly this feed is composed entirely of men in various states of undress.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I want a hot gym husband so I have someone to take better lifting pics for me.
Any volunteers?
Any volunteers?
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I want a hot gym husband so I have someone to take better lifting pics for me.
Any volunteers?
Any volunteers?
Called Verizion customer support, was told there'd be at least 30-min wait, and agreed to a callback.
Got the callback and... was promptly placed on hold because there are no available reps?
Got the callback and... was promptly placed on hold because there are no available reps?
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Called Verizion customer support, was told there'd be at least 30-min wait, and agreed to a callback.
Got the callback and... was promptly placed on hold because there are no available reps?
Got the callback and... was promptly placed on hold because there are no available reps?
Goals
New year, new me (I’m dumber)
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Goals
Can't decide if I wanna lay my hand down on Das Kapital or The Lord of the Rings.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Can't decide if I wanna lay my hand down on Das Kapital or The Lord of the Rings.