Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
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Here's your Monday meme.
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Here's your Monday meme.
I am way too old to be staying up until 3:30 just for a twink, and yet I can't seem to stop.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I am way too old to be staying up until 3:30 just for a twink, and yet I can't seem to stop.
We need more young people in politics, not fewer.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
We need more young people in politics, not fewer.
I am not a humble human being.
Validation is having a guy exclaim âOh my GOD youâre HOTâ when you unbutton your shirt.
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I am not a humble human being.
Okay but wait where do you work out, Iâve been thinking of changing gyms and Twink Sunday sounds like a nice membership benefit.
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Okay but wait where do you work out, Iâve been thinking of changing gyms and Twink Sunday sounds like a nice membership benefit.
Validation is having a guy exclaim âOh my GOD youâre HOTâ when you unbutton your shirt.
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Validation is having a guy exclaim âOh my GOD youâre HOTâ when you unbutton your shirt.
Took some bomb dick pics and nearly posted them, but then post-nut clarity kicked in. Sorry, friends, my account remains capped at artistic nudes. đĽ°
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Took some bomb dick pics and nearly posted them, but then post-nut clarity kicked in. Sorry, friends, my account remains capped at artistic nudes. đĽ°
If you weren't there last November then you're still one of the folks on a January new fitness journey regardless of how long you were holding onto a key to the front door. đ
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If you weren't there last November then you're still one of the folks on a January new fitness journey regardless of how long you were holding onto a key to the front door. đ
My best pics are somehow always the ones I put zero effort into.
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My best pics are somehow always the ones I put zero effort into.
It's tricky because we're both fit dudes with mustaches, but I tend to start on top, so let's go from there and see what happens.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It's tricky because we're both fit dudes with mustaches, but I tend to start on top, so let's go from there and see what happens.
I'll keep an eye out for you.
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I'll keep an eye out for you.
I can simultaneously love that folks are starting new fitness journeys *and* hate going to the gym on a January weekend because of them.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I can simultaneously love that folks are starting new fitness journeys *and* hate going to the gym on a January weekend because of them.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
Etsy! It's been a few years but looks like they still have a few items to look through.
www.etsy.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Etsy! It's been a few years but looks like they still have a few items to look through.
Bulk fermentation and shaping looked promising.
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Bulk fermentation and shaping looked promising.
Sure, you can have a taste.
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Sure, you can have a taste.
Blurry photo courtesy of arms worked to complete failure đŞđź
January 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Blurry photo courtesy of arms worked to complete failure đŞđź
Keeeeyyy errrrr beeeep ong dee *ding* *ding* *ding* onnnng errrrr waaahhh urrrrrr waaahhh urrrrrr *static*
Welcome! You've got mail!
Welcome! You've got mail!
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Keeeeyyy errrrr beeeep ong dee *ding* *ding* *ding* onnnng errrrr waaahhh urrrrrr waaahhh urrrrrr *static*
Welcome! You've got mail!
Welcome! You've got mail!
Baking a very basic sourdough loaf to see how Fernandough is coming along. Pray for us. đđź
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Baking a very basic sourdough loaf to see how Fernandough is coming along. Pray for us. đđź
Smutty? I would never.
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Smutty? I would never.
Oof December is gonna be rough.
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Oof December is gonna be rough.
I need my employed friends to stop working. It's a beautiful day and I wanna be social outside.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I need my employed friends to stop working. It's a beautiful day and I wanna be social outside.