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Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️‍♀️🏳‍🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
for emergency use only
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
okay the new lighting was worth it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.

anyway lookit my veins
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
getting kinda good at this grind
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.

Stats are fun though.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the only sane woman in the room
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Time for my daily lead supplement
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oops I took that last pic on a whim, liked how it turned out, and spent ten minutes taking a better one instead of doing that “reading” thing I claimed to be capable of.
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i can read too
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Being Indigenous means being unseen.
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
cuts freakin’ suck but they’re so worth it when the abs start coming back in
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i love gay brunch
October 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i'm so excited for my haircut tomorrow
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Two more for the tail end of Biceptember, because I can.
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
One of my fitness goals is to do a handstand, but I don’t have great balance and I hate the sensation of being upside down.

So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey.

I did it!
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If I ever do it, I'd likely base it off this statue of him depicted as Mars.

I'd give him his dick back though.
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM