Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
for emergency use only
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
for emergency use only
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
okay the new lighting was worth it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
okay the new lighting was worth it
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
getting kinda good at this grind
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
getting kinda good at this grind
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
the only sane woman in the room
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the only sane woman in the room
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
Time for my daily lead supplement
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Time for my daily lead supplement
Oops I took that last pic on a whim, liked how it turned out, and spent ten minutes taking a better one instead of doing that “reading” thing I claimed to be capable of.
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oops I took that last pic on a whim, liked how it turned out, and spent ten minutes taking a better one instead of doing that “reading” thing I claimed to be capable of.
Being Indigenous means being unseen.
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Being Indigenous means being unseen.
cuts freakin’ suck but they’re so worth it when the abs start coming back in
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
cuts freakin’ suck but they’re so worth it when the abs start coming back in
i'm so excited for my haircut tomorrow
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i'm so excited for my haircut tomorrow
Two more for the tail end of Biceptember, because I can.
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Two more for the tail end of Biceptember, because I can.
One of my fitness goals is to do a handstand, but I don’t have great balance and I hate the sensation of being upside down.
So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey.
I did it!
So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey.
I did it!
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my fitness goals is to do a handstand, but I don’t have great balance and I hate the sensation of being upside down.
So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey.
I did it!
So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey.
I did it!
If I ever do it, I'd likely base it off this statue of him depicted as Mars.
I'd give him his dick back though.
I'd give him his dick back though.
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If I ever do it, I'd likely base it off this statue of him depicted as Mars.
I'd give him his dick back though.
I'd give him his dick back though.