Paul Simpson
@bigpaulsimmo.bsky.social
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kreme.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd and athletics on here instead.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd and athletics on here instead.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Julien Baker
Beyoncé
Los campesinos
King Krule
Joanna Newsom
Julien Baker
Beyoncé
Los campesinos
King Krule
Joanna Newsom
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Alkaline Trio
Dispatch
Jurassic 5
Paul Van Dyk
The Cranberries
Alkaline Trio
Dispatch
Jurassic 5
Paul Van Dyk
The Cranberries
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
2016.... Me and Nicole were winning the Champions League with Madrid
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
2016.... Me and Nicole were winning the Champions League with Madrid
Playoff football is regular football suddenly played at 1.5x speed. It's an absurd phenomenon. Incredible stuff.
Matthew Stafford MVPing the Rams to a HUGE road Playoff win was fun to watch..
Playoff football’s the greatest.
Playoff football’s the greatest.
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Playoff football is regular football suddenly played at 1.5x speed. It's an absurd phenomenon. Incredible stuff.
Reposted by Paul Simpson
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Ah man, @eljackinton.bsky.social, you seen who's died? Bad year or two for The Wire actors #Shhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiittttt
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ah man, @eljackinton.bsky.social, you seen who's died? Bad year or two for The Wire actors #Shhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiittttt
Evri really are fucking useless, aren't they? My wife's Christmas present is no doubt being flogged on eBay etc...
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Evri really are fucking useless, aren't they? My wife's Christmas present is no doubt being flogged on eBay etc...
I'd forgotten how horrible derby weekends feel 🤮 Would happily skip to 5pm tomorrow right now
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'd forgotten how horrible derby weekends feel 🤮 Would happily skip to 5pm tomorrow right now
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That was excellent 👍🏻
The Packers move to 3-0 in the NFC North with a win over the Lions.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That was excellent 👍🏻
"There's been some stuff" "He's gone through an experience...." Jesus 🤮🤮🤮
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"There's been some stuff" "He's gone through an experience...." Jesus 🤮🤮🤮
Not saying all American law enforcement are pricks, BUT.....
Even the Texas A&M cops can't stop South Carolina
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not saying all American law enforcement are pricks, BUT.....
Doesn't even play for my time, but has been by far my favourite player to watch this season. Gutted for him.
#Giants RB Cam Skattebo is down with an obviously serious lower right leg injury. Awful.
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Doesn't even play for my time, but has been by far my favourite player to watch this season. Gutted for him.
And yet, folks are shitting the bed because Love hasn't thrown 50 TDs and Parsons doesn't have 20 sacks already (although, that one loss was incredibly frustrating!)
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And yet, folks are shitting the bed because Love hasn't thrown 50 TDs and Parsons doesn't have 20 sacks already (although, that one loss was incredibly frustrating!)
Is that what causes Autism? Or cures it? I can't keep up.
Listening to RFK Jr. is a little confusing. He's just screaming "SUGAR AND WATER" over and over again?
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is that what causes Autism? Or cures it? I can't keep up.
No 'potentially' about it. Looked gruesome. Such a shame, what a player he is
Another potentially serious injury for the 49ers. Fred Warner is one of the NFL’s best.
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No 'potentially' about it. Looked gruesome. Such a shame, what a player he is
I thought our o-line looked a bit ropey in that first possession, but by Christ, that Bengals line is going to get Joe Flacco killed 😮 #GoPackGo
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I thought our o-line looked a bit ropey in that first possession, but by Christ, that Bengals line is going to get Joe Flacco killed 😮 #GoPackGo
Red River Rivalry and a couple of beers on the sofa tonight... That'll do for me!
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Red River Rivalry and a couple of beers on the sofa tonight... That'll do for me!
Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC
a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC
Well done the board - shame for Darren, but it obviously hasn't worked, in fact, it's been disastrous tbf. Given it a couple of months, no sign of improvement in performance or results and now we have a quiet few weeks to get someone in. Goes without saying that the next appointment is critical!
The club has this evening parted company with Manager Darren Edmondson following the poor start to the season. We wish to place on record our thanks for all his efforts and hard work and wish Darren all the very best for the future.
A further statement will follow in due course.
A further statement will follow in due course.
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well done the board - shame for Darren, but it obviously hasn't worked, in fact, it's been disastrous tbf. Given it a couple of months, no sign of improvement in performance or results and now we have a quiet few weeks to get someone in. Goes without saying that the next appointment is critical!
I know Bruno got MOTM (and he had a very good game), but Christ, Sandro is some player, isn't he? Genuinely think he's the best #NUFC midfielder I've seen in my lifetime
October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I know Bruno got MOTM (and he had a very good game), but Christ, Sandro is some player, isn't he? Genuinely think he's the best #NUFC midfielder I've seen in my lifetime
This thread has potential...
Nick Woltemade's 3rd Premier League goal moves him above Sammy Ameobi, Phil Jones, Jozy Altidore and Wout Weghorst in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.
October 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This thread has potential...