He also used to show up to Teddy Roosevelt's White House and move all the furniture out of the oval so Pinchot and TR could wrestle and beat the crap out of each other.

Yes, thank you, menu writer.

I was operating under the assumption that my milkshake and triple bacon cheeseburger was somehow health food.

Let people enjoy a thing

After this much time having to do it, it's nice to get back to not praising anything about p*rtland.

I may never forgive this regime for taking away my beloved sportshate.

Santa Cruz has some merits to it, but I think Lansing wins on the back of Nerd Row, whatever the hell Horrocks is, and the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Frandor, where the strong are afraid, and the weak are killed and eaten.

Up to 102, right? Haven't been through to check the scoreboard in a few.

First off, Third Place exists.

Secondly, the weirdness contest depends on how you measure it. Portland is the most overtly and visibly weird. Scratch Seattle's surface, and its depth of weirdness is unmatched.

As far as Weirdness Density goes, neither one even remotely compares to Lansing, MI.

Amazing sign being held by a small child

They literally reignited the death match between Seattle and Portland over who can be weirder.

*Fremont and South Ballard enter the chat*

And if it can help you raise that number, this permanent 2L will gladly help with para work, getting coffee, guarding the office, or goon violence.

(Okay, not that last one. I was running out of things I'm good at.)

If there weren't tons of blue in "red" states, they wouldn't need to gerrymander.

But Generalissimo Francisco Franco is okay, right?

(Yes, all my cultural references are 50 years old)

True fact: more members of Hitler's family have served in the US military than Trump's.

And beyond just Wharton. I'm convinced that he failed his APGAR test.

Really easy to make these assertions when it's the poor kids dying, eh, Donny Deferment?

Loudspeakerdude is a hero.